“People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it”
"Humidity" shouldn't be confused with "humility." A joke was posted on Twitter by Nick on August 7, 2013: "People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the…
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“People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their Zoom meetings”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work at home, through Zoom meetings. "People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their zoom meetings"…
“People who walk fast are beyond me”
"People who walk fast are beyond me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by alankemp (and others) on February 18, 2017. "People who walk fast are beyond me" was posted on…
“People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture”
"'People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture of George Carlin looking serious.' -- Some guy" (shown with an image of George…
“People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied”
"People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "people always get mad at you for…
“People will vote their pocketbooks”
People will "vote their pocketbooks" (that is, they will vote in their financial best interests) have isolated citations in the 1910s, but became popular after the New Deal legislation of…
“People with ???????????????????? ???????????????? still have ocean eyes. It’s just Galveston water”
"People with 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 still have ocean eyes. It's just Galveston water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ocean eyes" usually…
“People with air fryers: What does fried air taste like?”
An air fryer doesn't prepare delicious fried air, but there are jokes. "Saw an ad for an air fryer. Fried air sounds delicious" was posted on Twitter by Raymond Angelo⁷ on July 13,…
“People with recipes that are ‘better than sex’ must have the worst sex life and I feel sorry for them”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Shannon Lorenzen @ShannonSpeaking I'm going to go ahead and assume that the people who make "better than sex" recipes are all virgins, right? 6:44…
“People would take ‘brownie points’ more seriously if they resulted in actual brownies”
"Brownie points" usually cannot be collected to earn brownies (a food), but many people wish that this would be the definition of the term. "FWIW, my kids were bitterly disappointed…
“People wouldn’t be as eager to eat chicken breast if chickens had nipples”
Many people eat chicken breasts. Chickens do not have nipples. " RT @OoOshii if only chickens had nipples, everyone would have enjoyed the 'chicken breasts'" was posted on…
“Peppermint bark is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Peppermint Schnapps, the mouthwash you can swallow”
Peppermint mouthwash might taste great in the mouth, but you're not supposed to drink it. Peppermint schnapps has been compared to mouthwash since at least 1999. "Peppermint Schnapps, the…
“Pepperoni pizza is just a baked charcuterie board”
A pepperoni pizza has been compared to charcuterie. A pepperoni pizza Lunchable has also been compared to charcuterie. "A pepperoni pizza luncheable is just a portable charcuterie board wake…
“Pepperoni pizza is technically charcuterie”
A pepperoni pizza has been compared to charcuterie. A pepperoni pizza Lunchable has also been compared to charcuterie. "A pepperoni pizza luncheable is just a portable charcuterie board wake…
“Pepsi & Coke can’t even be in the same restaurant together…and you want world peace”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…
“Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Twelve full ounces, that’s a lot” (jingle)
"Hit the spot" possibly originated in the military, with a shot aimed to hit a spot (or target). By the 1840s, to "hit the spot" meant something desirable, satisfying a need.…
“Perception is everything (in politics)”
"Perception is everything (in politics)" or "Perception is reality (in politics)" means that what the public perceives to be true is important, not if something is actually…
“Percolatory—the time between when you wake up and when the coffee’s ready”
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
“Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not”
"Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "Perfect has 7 letters... so does foooood"…