“People wouldn’t be as eager to eat chicken breast if chickens had nipples”

Many people eat chicken breasts. Chickens do not have nipples.
 
” RT @OoOshii if only chickens had nipples, everyone would have enjoyed the ‘chicken breasts’” was posted on Twitter by amy on January 18, 2011. “#Whatif a chicken had nipples would you still eat tha chicken breast ?” was posted on Twitter by “i want it igot it” on APril 8, 2011. “What if chickens had nipples? Would people still eat their breasts? #mammalprivilege” was posted on Twitter by Grantuary Jones on December 30, 2013. “People wouldn’t be as eager to eat chicken breast if chickens had nipples” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 30, 2021.
   
     
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Sarah May
@sarahmml
Ben M and I are discussing what life would be like if chickens had nipples. Who knew that we had so many weird things to talk about
10:15 AM · Sep 8, 2008·Twitter Web Client
       
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amy
@amyriri
Replying to @OoOshii
lmfaoooo oh lord RT @OoOshii if only chickens had nipples, everyone would have enjoyed the “chicken breasts”
5:53 PM · Jan 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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i want it igot it
@Angelicbbyxx
#Whatif a chicken had nipples would you still eat tha chicken breast ?
8:22 PM · Apr 6, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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PolkaSpots
@polkaspots
If chickens had nipples, no-one would eat a Sunday roast.
4:05 PM · Nov 28, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Just Kevin
@MrKevinMalinga
It would so funny if chickens had nipples but awkward seeing when ordering chicken breasts at a restaurant.
4:39 PM · Dec 29, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
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LaMarca Mami
@Quemini
:-X RT @Kingwole: Yup, eat the crunchy nipples as well. Nipple Nuggets. RT @MyNig: If chickens had nipples, would we still eat the breasts?
4:11 PM · Jan 23, 2013·TweetDeck
   
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Grantuary Jones
@eggrantparmesan
What if chickens had nipples? Would people still eat their breasts? #mammalprivilege
2:42 PM · Dec 30, 2013 from La Palma, CA·Twitter for iPhone
   
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kelsey.
@ghostpuff_
But what if chickens had nipples? Eating chicken breasts would be a whole new experience.
7:08 PM · Aug 26, 2014·Twitter for Android
         
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Katherine Mayse
@Kathy7884
Today @taylordean_ asked me if I would still eat chicken breast if chicken had nipples….
5:23 PM · Feb 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Mentality
@KarlTalbot
If chicken had nipples, would you still eat breast?...
3:28 PM · Dec 11, 2016 from Saint Helens, England·Twitter for iPhone
 
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DJ Genetixx
@DJGenetixx1
Would we still eat chicken breasts if chickens had nipples??
7:13 AM · Jun 30, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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chad savage
@chadsav46296415
What if chickens had nipples would you still be a breast person
2:23 PM · Jul 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Tienee
@Tienee11
@jimmycarr If chickens had nipples, would we still eat chicken breasts?
2:26 PM · Aug 27, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
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Alan Wischmeyer
@awischmeyer
We were at the grocery store picking out chicken breasts and I asked a perfectly legitimate question, “What if chickens had nipples?”
7:34 PM · Oct 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/DanT17450 December 30, 2021
People wouldn’t be as eager to eat chicken breast if chickens had nipples.