“People who do yoga can go fuck themselves”
Yoga can help someone gain flexibility. "People who do yoga can go fuck themselves" was posted on Twitter by Ducks on July 25, 2013. "People who always go on about how good they are…
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“People who don’t drink alcohol, why?”
"People who don't drink alcohol, why?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People who dont drink alcohol, why?" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on…
“People who don’t have tattoos have a right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles”
"People who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only want to be friends with…
“People who don’t work have no right to tell people who do work that they aren’t paying enough taxes”
"People who don't work have no right to tell people who do work that they aren't paying enough taxes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "PEOPLE WHO…
“People who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“People who drive without music are actually psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…
“People who drive without music are psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…
“People who eat reheated fries, what in the actual living fuck is wrong with you?”
Reheated french fries are never good, but some people still reheat fries, anyway. "Can't trust people who eat reheated fries. Rft" was posted on X/Twitter by Donnie Grey on April 12,…
“People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention”
"ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention" (or "People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“People who eat sweet potato fries are weird”
"ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention" (or "People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you’re really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI”
Many people do not like Twizzlers. This was posted on Twitter by @Notdojaaa on July 17, 2022: "People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you’re really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI…
“People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym”
"People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym" is a jocular saying about exercise that has been printed on several ecards. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“People who flunk out of executioner school just don’t get the hang of it”
Some people who work or who go to school can't "get the hang of it" (understand it). This expression usually has nothing to do with hanging, but there are jokes. "Why was the…
“People who haven’t pooped yet today, why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?”
"People who haven’t pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?" was posted on Reddit -- AskReddit on January 1, 2019, and went viral (over 220,000 likes). The…
“People who help you find what you’re looking for at liquor stores should be called ‘spirit guides’”
"People who help you find what you're looking for at liquor stores should be called 'spirit guides'" is a jocular saying (a pun based on the double meaning of…
“People who invented internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had internet”
The internet distracts many people from doing other work. "The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the internet" is a jocular line…
“People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don’t be right all the way mentally”
"People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don't be right all the way mentally" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mfs who let the seat belt noise…
“People who like bubble tea suck balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
“People who like to drink know when liquor stores close. Alcoholics know when liquor stores open”
"If you know when the liquor store closes you are crafty. If you know when the liquor store opens you are an alcoholic" was posted on Twitter by Griffin Danes on June 14, 2013.…