“People of quality don’t fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
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“People often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor. Well, to cut a long story short”
"To cut a long story short" is a common conversational expression. "When I was asked at the job interview 'Why do you want to be a Film Editor?' I replied 'Well, to…
“People often say ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why”
"The phrase ‘i see why’ forms the letters I, C, and Y, which, when put together, spell the word’ icy’. this world is full of beauty" is an observation that was posted on Twitter…
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last—well, neither does bathing”
Billy Sunday (1862-1935) was a popular American evangelist. Someone once commented to him that his conversions don't last. Sunday replied ( a version is cited in print in 1917), "Of…
“People peel the stickers off of bananas despite the peel not being eaten”
A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
“People rarely succeed at anything unless they have fun doing it”
American author Dale Carnegie (1888-1955) wrote in How to Win Friends and Influence People (1936): "The chairman of the board of directors of one of the largest rubber companies in the United…
“People say ‘time heals all wounds,’ but have you ever seen a clock perform surgery?”
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…
“People say elevator music is boring. It’s actually very next-level”
"Elevator music" (background music) is usually popular, conservative music, but a joke has it that the music is "next level." "I like listening to elevator music as i take…
“People say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a big bottle of wine is the way to go”
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
“People say that money is not the key to happiness…”
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made" is a classic line from American comedian, actress and television…
“People say time is money. Well, I don’t buy that for a second”
"Time is money" is a proverb that was popularized by Benjamin Franklin (1705-1790). A joke was posted by Steven W Skinner on Twitter on January 18, 2016: "People say time is money-…
“People say your senior year flies. I just didn’t realize it would Zoom” (Class of 2020 joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools being closed in 2020. Many students finished the school year using Zoom (an online service). "I really feel for the class of 2020.…
“People scared of being fat are running from their fears”
"People scared of being fat are running from their fears" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on June 19, 2020. That is, running will make a person lose fat (and the fear of being…
“People sometimes call someone with glasses a nerd, yet you have to fail a test to get them”
Many people associate someone wearing glasses to be "nerdy" or "smart," but they have to fail a test (an eye exam) to get the glasses. "Eye glasses make you look smart, but…
“People tell me that my grammar stinks. What do they expect? She’s 85!”
"Grammar" sounds a bit like "grandma." A joke was posted on Twitter by English television presenter and actor Keith Chegwin (1957-2017) on July 20, 2011: "People tell me…
“People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“People think grass don’t be wet in the morning, but it dew”
"Dew" shouldn't be confused with "do," but there are jokes. "People don't think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew" was posted on Twitter by…
“People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all”
"People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it's not out of my way at all" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some people think I go out…
“People think of education as something they can finish”
"People think of education as something they can finish" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. American author Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) said in a 1988 conversation with journalist…
“People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event”
"People treat New Year's like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow" is a jocular New Year's saying…