“Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it”
"Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it" has been credited to professional American football pioneer George Halas (1895-1983) since 1996. It's not known when (or if) he said this…
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“Nobody: [nothing—ed.] Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the second block of cream cheese”
Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. "you're screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Nobody’s heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the cancellation of the National Hockey League season. "We haven't seen the last of this Zamboni driver in the NHL, he will resurface"…
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio”
Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. "Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio" was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been…
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz”
"Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Non-alcoholic beer is like…
“None of our leaders are punished for lying. Instead, regular people are punished for telling the truth”
"None of our leaders are punished for lying. Instead, regular people are punished for telling the truth. That was part of our conversation with Hungarian leader Balázs Orbán. It happened…
“None of the hits, all of the time” (91.7 KVXR-FM, student radio at UT-Austin)
The motto for 91.7 KVXR-FM, the student-run radio station of the University of Texas at Austin, is "None of the hits, all of the time." Austin is known as the "Live Music Capital of…
“None of the Seven Dwarfs could water their garden because of the high hose”
"Heigh-Ho" is a famous song in the Disney animate film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-hos" shouldn't be confused with "high hose," but there are…
“None of us is as smart as all of us”
"None of us is as smart as all of us" (given less frequently as "None of us are as smart as all of us") is a phrase often used in government, business and team sports. It's…
“None of your beeswax” (beeswax = business)
"Beeswax" means "business" in the popular expressions "Mind your own beeswax" and "None of your beeswax." The spellings "bee's wax" and…
“None of your problems are because someone else is a billionaire”
"None of your problems are because someone else is a billionaire" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is pro-capitalist and anti-communist. "None of your…
“Noodles are slimy bread yarn”
"Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever" was posted on Facebook by Robin…
“Nope. Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
"Nope. Not feelin' this whole Monday thing" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "not feeling this whole…
“Normal cat ... Meow. Texan cat ... Meowdy”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/VERBERD February 14, 2021Normal cat .....Meow...Texan cat...... Meowdy...COMMENTSBentup85“... purrtner.”
“Normal people pay taxes. Millionaires pay accountants. Billionaires pay politicians”
"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
“Normalize booing in the workplace”
"Normalize booing in the workplace" was posted on X/Twitter by *sigh*clops on May 24, 2024, and this received over 64,000 likes. The idea had been thought of before. "Normalize…
“Norse God mathematicians stick out like Thor sums”
The idiom to "stick out like a sore thumb" (to be very obvious) is sometimes expressed using the spoonerism "Thor sum." "'He sticks out like a Thor sum' -…
“North East West South Past And Present Event Report” (“newspaper” backronym)
"News" is not an acronym of "North, East, West, South" or "Notable Events, Weather and Sports," "Newspaper" is also not from "North East West South Past…
“North is a direction. The South is a lifestyle”
"North is a direction. (The) South is a lifestyle" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "North is a direction. The south is a lifestyle. #southerncharm"…
“North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…”
"If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere" is a famous line from the song "New York, New York" (1977), composed by John Kander, with lyrics by Fred Ebb. When North…