“Nobody: [nothing—ed.] Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the second block of cream cheese”

Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. “you’re screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it” was posted on X/Twitter by rach on July 2, 2023.
 
“Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, all organic ingredients! Recipes in the Midwest: the secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese” was posted on X/Twitter by Midwest vs. The Rest on January 23, 2024, and this received over 4,300 likes.
 
“Nobody: [nothing—ed.] Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the second block of cream cheese” was posted on X/Twitter by Midwest vs. Everybody (the same account as above, but with a different name) on September 19, 2024, but this tweet is no longer available. “Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, 100% organic ingredients. Recipes in the Midwest: you’ll want to add an extra block of cream cheese and a ranch packet to really make the flavors pop” was posted on X/Twitter by Midwest vs. The Rest on June 2, 2025.
 
 
X/Twitter
rach
@aesthirwin
you’re screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it
10:36 PM · Jul 2, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope
Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, all organic ingredients!
Recipes in the Midwest: the secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese
8:53 PM · Jan 23, 2024
 
iFunny
animefan89
23 jan 2024
Midwest vs. Everybo… Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, all organic ingredients! Recipes in the Midwest: the secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese
 
X/Twitter
Mod Anon
@ModeratelyMtg
Ways to get Midwest people into magic:
Secret Lair: Adding a Block of Cream Cheese to Recipes That Don’t Need It
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Rachel Weeks
@wachelreeks
Jun 6, 2024
Replying to @wachelreeks
HOW ELSE DO YOU GET THE MIDWEST AUNT POPULATION INTO MAGIC?
8:45 AM · Jun 7, 2024
 
X/Twitter
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛
@KLobstar
my only saving grace with him will be that I’m not a Midwest influencer mom using a block of cream cheese
6:53 PM · Sep 18, 2024
 
Reddit—FoodieSnark
Comprehensive_Tax164—September 19, 2024
Some might even say it’s KEY, you guys.
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Midwest vs. Everybody
@midwestern_ope
Nobody:
Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the
second block of cream cheese
 
Bluesky
Christian!
‪@likechristianb.bsky.social‬
Kind of, yeah. And Midwest culture is to throw a block of cream cheese in there
3:08 PM · Nov 16, 2024
 
Bluesky
Fleer
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
It ain’t a Midwest party without excessive cream cheese:
- 2 blocks of smoked cream cheese
- 1 block of cream cheese with pepper jelly
- at least 2 blocks of cream cheese in the queso dip
10:31 PM · Nov 16, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Combat Action Dad
@CombatActionDad
Are you even from the Midwest if your Crock Pot recipe doesn’t have an 8 oz. block of cream cheese on the ingredient list?
5:54 PM · Feb 4, 2025
 
Facebook
Midwest vs The Rest
March 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM ·
When in doubt add another block of cream cheese
 
X/Twitter
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope
Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, 100% organic ingredients.
Recipes in the Midwest: you’ll want to add an extra block of cream cheese and a ranch packet to really make the flavors pop
8:21 PM · Jun 2, 2025
 
X/Twitter
dog boy molloy
@armandscholar
In the Midwest they dump a bunch of stuff in a pan with a block of cream cheese and bake it into a casserole.
9:31 AM · Nov 19, 2025
 
Facebook
All You Can Eat
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM ·
😆 😂
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Nobody:
Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the
second block of cream cheese