“Nobody likes it but the public” (Broadway saying)
"Nobody likes/liked him/it but the public" is said of an entertainer or entertainment receiving a poor critical reception, but that nevertheless draws audiences. The one-liner gently…
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“Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are”
“Why does anyone need an AR-15 rifle?” is a popular gun control meme. "Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are" is a pro-gun saying that has…
“Nobody remembers the second man to walk on the moon”
"Nobody remembers the second man to walk on the moon" (or "No one remembers number two," in various forms) refers to the moon walk on July 20, 1969. Both Neil Armstrong and Buzz…
“Nobody rings a bell at the top or the bottom of a market” (Wall Street proverb)
The New York Stock Exchange opens to the sound of a bell and then closes to the sound of a bell. It's often pointed out that no one rings a bell to announce the top or the bottom of a market,…
“Nobody shoots at Santa Claus”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Al SmithAlfred Emanuel Smith, Jr. (December 30, 1873 – October 4, 1944), known in private and public life as Al Smith, was an American politician who was…
“Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping”
Dogs sometimes have an easy, trouble-free life. This was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on August 27, 2024, and received over 386,000 likes: "nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog…
“Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you never met”
"Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you/you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This support is superficial, of course. "Nobody…
“Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you’ve never met”
"Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you/you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This support is superficial, of course. "Nobody…
“Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they all learned a useful skill and can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“Nobody tell the president/Congress what number comes after a trillion”
The United States' federal debt limit was $2 trillion in the early 1980s. One Congressman joked in 1985: "What comes after a trillion?" A quadrillion is one thousand trillion. In…
“Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female”
"Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female" is a jocular one-lien saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Dylan Horst on July 31, 2012.…
“Nobody trains for second place” (physical training adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P."Nobody (No one) trains for second place" (or "Nobody trains to come in second") is a popular saying that has been printed on T-shirts. Twittercrystal…
“Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it”
Popcorn is a light snack food. It's sometimes said that people don't crave it until they smell it. "Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it" was posted on Twitter by DoubleG on…
“Nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society”
Many people go to restaurants and don't even look at the dessert menu. This was posted on X/Twitter by reversecowgirl69 on Mavch 16, 2025, and received over 222,000 likes: "nobody wants…
“Nobody watches you harder than people that don’t like you. Give them a good show”
"Nobody watches you harder than people that don't like you. Give them a good show" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody watches you harder than people that…
“Nobody watches you harder than the people that don’t like you. Give them a show”
"Nobody watches you harder than people that don't like you. Give them a good show" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody watches you harder than people that…
“Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it”
"Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it" has been credited to professional American football pioneer George Halas (1895-1983) since 1996. It's not known when (or if) he said this…
“Nobody’s heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the cancellation of the National Hockey League season. "We haven't seen the last of this Zamboni driver in the NHL, he will resurface"…
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio”
Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. "Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio" was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been…