"Nobody watches you harder than people that don't like you. Give them a good show" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody watches you harder than people that…
"Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it" has been credited to professional American football pioneer George Halas (1895-1983) since 1996. It's not known when (or if) he said this…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the cancellation of the National Hockey League season. "We haven't seen the last of this Zamboni driver in the NHL, he will resurface"…
Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. "Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio" was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been…
"Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Non-alcoholic beer is like…
"None of our leaders are punished for lying. Instead, regular people are punished for telling the truth. That was part of our conversation with Hungarian leader Balázs Orbán. It happened…
The motto for 91.7 KVXR-FM, the student-run radio station of the University of Texas at Austin, is "None of the hits, all of the time." Austin is known as the "Live Music Capital of…
"None of us is as smart as all of us" (given less frequently as "None of us are as smart as all of us") is a phrase often used in government, business and team sports. It's…
"Beeswax" means "business" in the popular expressions "Mind your own beeswax" and "None of your beeswax." The spellings "bee's wax" and…
"None of your problems are because someone else is a billionaire" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is pro-capitalist and anti-communist. "None of your…
"Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever" was posted on Facebook by Robin…
"Nope. Not feelin' this whole Monday thing" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "not feeling this whole…
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"Poor people pay taxes, rich people pay accountants, very rich people pay politicians" was posted on Twitter by "I am Ann" on April 29, 2019. There are many variations of this…
"Normalize booing in the workplace" was posted on X/Twitter by *sigh*clops on May 24, 2024, and this received over 64,000 likes. The idea had been thought of before. "Normalize…
The idiom to "stick out like a sore thumb" (to be very obvious) is sometimes expressed using the spoonerism "Thor sum." "'He sticks out like a Thor sum' -…
"North is a direction. (The) South is a lifestyle" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "North is a direction. The south is a lifestyle. #southerncharm"…
"If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere" is a famous line from the song "New York, New York" (1977), composed by John Kander, with lyrics by Fred Ebb. When North…
"The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it's raining" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” is…
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…