“Not to brag, but I’m really good at drinking beer”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
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“Not to brag, but I’m really good at drinking wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at tequila”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip”
A sex/restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Ducks_The_Delirious on January 11, 2015: "Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. With just the tip."…
“Not to brag, but we haven’t been late for anything in over two weeks”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many closures of businesses and events. "During self-isolation, I have not been late for anything in a whole week and that's a huge personal…
“Not trusting the government doesn’t make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff”
"Not trusting the government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that history…
“Not voting is the #1 cause of unwanted presidencies”
"Not voting is the #1 cause of unwanted presidencies" and "Voting prevents unwanted presidencies" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The "unwanted…
“Not worth a tinker’s dam” (“Not worth a tinker’s damn”)
"Not worth a tinker's damn" refers to the swearing of tinkers (common laborers who were known to swear often in the early 1800s). The expression means that something is insignificant…
“Not worth a tinker’s damn” (“Not worth a tinker’s dam”)
"Not worth a tinker's damn" refers to the swearing of tinkers (common laborers who were known to swear often in the early 1800s). The expression means that something is insignificant…
“Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. EAT ME NOW. Too late.—Avocados”
Avocados spoil quickly. This was posted by Hughes on July 8, 2013, responding to a comment about "the three minute window of avocado ripeness": "Can I eat you…
“Not your mom, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Not your mum, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Notches on one’s bedpost” (sexual conquests)
In war or in hunting, a person might keep track of kills by making notches in a gun (or somewhere else). "Notches on one's bedpost" is a similar record, but of one's sexual…
“Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as ‘you should know this’”
"Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as 'you should know this'" is a jocular saying about password reminders. The saying was posted on Twitter by Joe Penna on…
“Nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in”
Academics specialize, but are often clueless in areas outside of this specialized knowledge. American humorist Will Rogers (1873-1935) pointed this out in a July 1931 newspaper column, where he…
“Nothing brightens the rat race like a horse race” (OTB slogan)
"Offtrack Betting: There's a New Game in Town; First Offtrack Bet System in U.S. Opens Here Thursday" was the title of a story in the New York (NY) Times on April 4, 1971. The first…
“Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor’s house that no one likes”
"Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor's house that no one likes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing brings…
“Nothing can be politically right that is morally wrong”
"Nothing can be politically right that is morally wrong" was an important quotation in the 1700s and 1800s (often in regard to the slave trade), but the quotation is hardly remembered…
“Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/pleple_128 April 22, 2020Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.