“Not my circus, not my monkeys”
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" -- meaning "not my business" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is Polish (nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy). The…
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“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire…”
"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes/Twinkies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t work in the morning”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Not sure if I actually have free time or just forgetting everything”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn”
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
“Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn”
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
“Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep”
"Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations. "Not sure if I…
“Not sure if I need a hug, a redbull, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep”
"Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations. "Not sure if I…
“Not sure if I’m raw vegan or too lazy to cook”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterErica Pablo@ericapabloEveryone, including me, is too lazy to cook today. I'm a reluctant raw vegan at the moment.9:37 PM - 20 Mar 2012 Twitter…
“Not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday”
"Not sure if it's the end of the world or just Monday" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Many people hate Mondays, the traditional start of the work week.…
“Not sure if life is getting better or the amount of fuck I give is decreasing”
"Not sure if life is getting better or the amount of fuck I give is decreasing" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on an image on 9GAG on July 4, 2012.…
“Not sure if mine is the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there”
A ceiling joke has been printed on many images: "I'm not sure if my ceiling is THE best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."" The line was posted on Twitter on May 22,…
“Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered”
"Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered" is a jocular line that has been printed on an image. The scary "home alone"…
“Not sure why society seems to hate lazy people. They didn’t even do anything”
"Why we hate lazy people? they are not doing anything anyway" is a question that was asked on Twitter by DearDiary on June 4, 2019. "Why is everyone mad at lazy people? They’re not…
“Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a girl’s ability to find shit out is unmatched”
"Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a girl's/woman's ability to find shit out is unmatched" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not sure why the FBI…
“Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a woman’s ability to find shit out is unmatched”
"Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a girl's/woman's ability to find shit out is unmatched" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not sure why the FBI…
“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at making coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions”
"I don't need alcohol to make bad deicisons" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't need alcohol to make poor decisions..." was…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at beer”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…