“Momentum is only as good as the next day’s starter” (baseball adage)
"Momentum is only as good as the next day's starter" is a baseball adage credited to manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013), although it's not certain when he said it. "What was…
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“Mommy and daddy’s little tax deduction” (a young child)
Dependent children can be claimed on a parent or guardian's tax returns. "Mommy/Daddy's little tax deduction" (a baby) is a jocular phrase that has been printed on many…
“Mommy, can i lick the bowl?” (joke)
Children often want to "lick the bowl" -- the mixing bowl. A popular joke is: Child: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?Mother: Shut up and flush it like anybody else! The joke has been cited in…
“Moms are like buttons. They hold everything together”
"Moms/Mothers/Mums are like buttons. They hold everything together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are like buttons, they hold everything together"…
“Monday after Super Bowl should be a national holiday”
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put your positive pants on and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life" is a popular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1977. 27 October…
“Monday is for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Monday is just Taco Tuesday Eve”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems”
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness" is a one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on many…
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
"Monday is one of my favorite days of the week -- my 7th favorite" is a jocular one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on several images. "Monday is one of my favourite…
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes" is a positive Monday back-to-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December…
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
“Monday plan: Drink coffee, Be awesome, Ignore negativity”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“Monday should be optional”
"Monday(s) should be optional" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Mondays should be optional" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water…Soda water causes drunkenness” (joke)
A joke about faulty inductive logic is: "Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water. Tuesday, Joe got drunk on bourbon and soda water. Wednesday, Joe got drunk on vodka and soda water.…
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
"Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can't fix" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday ....nothing a glass of wine can't fix !" was posted on Twitter by…