“Millennials. Walking around like they rent the place”
"Walking around like he/she owns the place" is a saying about someone with a cocky attitude. Many millennials cannot afford to own homes and prefer to rent. A joke was posted by Spence on…
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“Million dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ‘I’m just cooking!’”
Many people believe that when you're cooking, the smoke detector shouldn't go off. "Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell 'I'm just…
“Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that teaches gamers how to say words to women”
A stereotype of a video gamer is a male who can't approach women. "Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that teaches gamers how to say words to women" is a saying that has been…
“Million-dollar arm, ten-cent head”
"Million-dollar arm, ten-cent head" is said of a baseball pitcher (or a football quarterback) with a great arm, but who seemingly doesn't have the intelligence to take advantage of…
“Million-dollar ideas are a dime a dozen”
A motivational quote was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2010: "Million dollar ideas are a dime a dozen. The determination to see the idea through is what's priceless. -Robert…
“Mimosa es su mosa”
"Mimosa es so mosa" or "Mi mosa es su mosa" (a joke on the term "Mi casa es su casa," or "My house is your house") is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Mimosas are dangerous as f*ck. One minute you’re eating breakfast…”
Many people believe that the mimosa cocktail is dangerous because it tastes like juice, but there's alcohol content. Also, many people have mimosas for brunch and are drunk at the early hour…
“Mimosas are dangerous because they taste like juice and then you’re blacked out”
Many people believe that the mimosa cocktail is dangerous because it tastes like juice, but there's alcohol content. Also, many people have mimosas for brunch and are drunk at the early hour…
“Mimosas are scary because they taste like juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people believe that the mimosa cocktail is dangerous because it tastes like juice, but there's alcohol content. Also, many people have mimosas for brunch and are drunk at the early hour…
“Mind over chatter”
"Mind over matter" is a phrase that has used since the 1800s. In February 1923, newspapers published a joke variation: "mind over chatter." "Mind over chatter" was the…
“Mind your business” (business proverb)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Mind your business" was called an "Eleventh Commandment" in the early 1800s. Wikipedia: Fugio centOn April 21, 1787, the Continental Congress of the…
“Mind your own beeswax” (beeswax = business)
"Beeswax" means "business" in the popular expressions "Mind your own beeswax" and "None of your beeswax." The spellings "bee's wax" and…
“Mind your own tits” (breastfeeding saying)
"Mind your business" is an old saying. "Mind your own tits" is a pro-breastfeeding saying that has been printed on many images. "Mind your own tits, and I will mind my own…
“Minds are like parachutes—they only function when open”
"Minds are like parachutes -- they only function when open" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and bumper stickers. The saying is often credited to…
“Mineral water is just spicy water”
Mineral water has been described as spicy water. "My son tried mineral water before and now refers to it as 'spicy water'" was posted on Twitter by Sondra Santos Drahos on…
“Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less”
"Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less" is a saying that has been printed on many images. As shown on Facebook on November 10, 2023, this appears to be from a tweet…
“Minor surgery is surgery that happens to someone else”
"Minor surgery is surgery that happens to someone else" is an old medical joke. "Surgery is only minor if it happens to someone else" was mentioned as an "old joke" in…
“Mint is just reverse spicy”
"Minty is just reverse spicy" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 4, 2018. "Minty food is just reverse spicy food" was posted on Twitter by Jovi 2021 on December…
“Minty is just cold spicy”
"Minty is like the cold version of spicy" was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2012. "Something minty is like cold spicy" was posted on Twitter on November 28, 2014.…
“Minty is just reverse spicy”
"Minty is just reverse spicy" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 4, 2018. "Minty food is just reverse spicy food" was posted on Twitter by Jovi 2021 on December…