"Mistakes happen. Don't dwell on them. Just…

“Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them. Just blame somebody else and move on” is a jocular line that was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2015. Similar lines had been cited long before. “Marge, you can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, then move on” is line from the animated television show The Simpsons in 1996. “Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them. Learn from them and move on” was cited on Twitter on May 1, 2011.

“I just blame somebody else and move on!” was cited on Twitter on December 23, 2010. “Remember, if you fail or something doesn’t turn out the way you planned just blame someone else and move on with your life” was cited on Twitter on February 28, 2011. “Don’t waste time brooding over your mistakes. Just blame someone else and move on” was cited on Twitter on December 7, 2014.

IMDb.com (The Internet Movie Database)
The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Milhouse Divided (1996)
Marge: I can’t help but feel this is all my fault. It was those North Korean fortune cookies - they were so insulting. “You are a coward.” Nobody wants to hear that after a nice meal.
Homer: Marge, you can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, then move on.

Twitter
Scott Huff
‏@goslow53
@lucorico I just blame somebody else and move on!
10:57 PM - 23 Dec 2010

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Mr. Wright
‏@WrathGrinder
remember, if you fail or something doesn’t turn out the way you planned just blame someone else and move on with your life.
3:44 PM - 28 Feb 2011

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(D)
‏@DeionFlights
#relationshiptip101 mistakes happen, don’t dwell on them. Improve & keep moving forward.
6:22 PM - 18 Apr 2011

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MM
‏@Memonite
Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them. Learn from them and move on
8:01 PM - 1 May 2011

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Tengrak
‏@Tengrakmk
Don’t waste time brooding over your mistakes. Just blame someone else and move on. :D
9:17 AM - 7 Dec 2014

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Underchilde
‏@Underchilde
Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them.
Just blame somebody else and move on.
12:37 PM - 3 Oct 2015

Twitter
Foreign/Naija Comedy
‏@tallestcomedian
Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them.
Just blame somebody else and move on.
7:45 AM - 12 Oct 2015

Gary’s Nine A Day
Tuesday, 13 October 2015
TUESDAY 13th OCTOBER 2013 08:29 BST (“2013” appears to be an error for “2015.”—ed.)
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6. TODAY’S ONELINER
Mistakes happen - just blame someone else and move on :D