Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…
"MOM stands for Mother, not Made Of Money" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. "MOM stands for Mother, not Made…
"I'd always refuse when my mother tried to feed me alphabet soup, I hate it when ppl put words in my mouth" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. "When I was…
A popular music joke is: Son: "Mom, when I grow up, I'd like to be a musician."Mother: "You can't do both." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. In…
"Moments of silence are part of the music" is a saying that has been printed on several gift items. Robert Fulghum's Words I Wish I Wrote: A Collection of Writing That Inspired My…
"Momentum is only as good as the next day's starter" is a baseball adage credited to manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013), although it's not certain when he said it. "What was…
Dependent children can be claimed on a parent or guardian's tax returns. "Mommy/Daddy's little tax deduction" (a baby) is a jocular phrase that has been printed on many…
Children often want to "lick the bowl" -- the mixing bowl. A popular joke is: Child: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?Mother: Shut up and flush it like anybody else! The joke has been cited in…
"Moms/Mothers/Mums are like buttons. They hold everything together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are like buttons, they hold everything together"…
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life" is a popular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1977. 27 October…
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness" is a one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on many…
"Monday is one of my favorite days of the week -- my 7th favorite" is a jocular one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on several images. "Monday is one of my favourite…
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes" is a positive Monday back-to-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December…
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…