“Mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
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“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die” (Lenny Bruce)
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" is a popular quotation by comedian Lenny Bruce, first recorded in the Saturday Review of May 20, 1972. The slight problem is that Lenny Bruce died…
“Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free…”
"Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with socialism" (or "Socialism is like a mouse trap. It works because the…
“Microwave clocks are the best indicator that the power went out recently”
Microwave clocks and stove clocks usually must be re-set after every power outage -- even an outage of a just few seconds. Many people have to re-set these clocks weekly or even daily.…
“Microwave clocks are the best indicator that the power went out recently”
Microwave clocks and stove clocks usually must be re-set after every power outage -- even an outage of a just few seconds. Many people have to re-set these clocks weekly or even daily.…
“Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes”
"Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. It's difficult to wait for food to cook in the microwave when…
“Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello”
"Microwave" is sometimes jocularly defined as "micro wave." "When a small child gives a goodbye hand gesture, I like to call it a microwave" was posted on Twitter by…
“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work”
"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As one gets older, work seems a lot less fun and fun…
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Middle Age: When your age starts to show around the middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon”
"Might have to start doing some of that shady Klondike Bar shit for a gallon of gas soon" is a saying about high gas prices that has been printed on many images. "What would you do…
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“Might sleep on the couch to cut down on my morning commute”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to lock down in their homes. Many people worked from home -- if they still had work. "Shorten your morning commute by sleeping directly on…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Capri Sun for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Kool-Aid for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like cold tomato soup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…