"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to ... or they do" was…
"Men have feelings, too. For example, we feel hungry" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Says men have feelings too...hunger for example" was posted on…
"Men have feelings, too. Sometimes we feel thirsty" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Men have #feelings too: Thirst" was posted on Twitter by chkchkchk…
"Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The line has been cited in…
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
A football joke is: "Men like football because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life, Scoring and Ball Security." "Why do men…
"Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men" is a quotation that has been printed on many images. American journalist Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986) wrote…
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
"Men: No Shirt, No Service; Women: No Shirt, No Charge" (or "free food" or "free drinks") is a humorous sign that has been placed in restaurants and bars since at…
The term "Third World" refers to the economy of countries and was coined in the 1950s. The term "First World" doesn't refer to the planet Mercury and the term "Third…
"Je vous dis merde" or "Merde" ("shit" in English) is a theatrical saying meaning "good luck." Superstitious thespians believe that it's bad luck to…
"Merlot, is it me you're looking for?" (a pun on "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" in the 1984 Lionel Richie song "Hello") is a wine saying that has been…
An old joke is when someone (the milk man, the door man, et al.) sends out a "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" card. After a week, another card is send, demanding a tip -- "Merry…
"Merry crisis and a happy new fear" -- a pun on "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" -- has been printed on many images. The saying is from graffiti that was painted on the…
"Merry everything and a happy always" is a Christmas saying -- inspired by "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year" -- that has been printed on many images. An explanation of the…
Christmas (or "X-mas") in Texas is sometimes called "Texmas" or "Tex-mas," as in "Merry Tex-mas, Y'all!" Just don't wish for a white Texmas. Google…