“Men of quality don’t fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
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“Men who cook will do that thing you like…”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Men: No Shirt, No Service—Women: No Shirt, No Charge” (restaurant sign)
"Men: No Shirt, No Service; Women: No Shirt, No Charge" (or "free food" or "free drinks") is a humorous sign that has been placed in restaurants and bars since at…
“Mercury, closest planet to the sun, -173 degrees Celsius at night. First world problems”
The term "Third World" refers to the economy of countries and was coined in the 1950s. The term "First World" doesn't refer to the planet Mercury and the term "Third…
“Merde!” (theatrical saying, meaning “good luck”)
"Je vous dis merde" or "Merde" ("shit" in English) is a theatrical saying meaning "good luck." Superstitious thespians believe that it's bad luck to…
“Merlot, is it me you’re looking for?”
"Merlot, is it me you're looking for?" (a pun on "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" in the 1984 Lionel Richie song "Hello") is a wine saying that has been…
“Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your doorman—second notice”
An old joke is when someone (the milk man, the door man, et al.) sends out a "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" card. After a week, another card is send, demanding a tip -- "Merry…
“Merry crisis and a happy new fear”
"Merry crisis and a happy new fear" -- a pun on "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" -- has been printed on many images. The saying is from graffiti that was painted on the…
“Merry everything and a happy always”
"Merry everything and a happy always" is a Christmas saying -- inspired by "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year" -- that has been printed on many images. An explanation of the…
“Merry Tex-mas, Y’all!”
Christmas (or "X-mas") in Texas is sometimes called "Texmas" or "Tex-mas," as in "Merry Tex-mas, Y'all!" Just don't wish for a white Texmas. Google…
“Met Gala is just Burning Man for rich(er) people”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Some…
“Met Gala is the ugly sweater contest for the upper class”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” The Met…
“Metropolis is New York by day; Gotham City is New York by night”
Both Superman's Metropolis and Batman's Gotham City are said by some to be comic book representations of New York City, but the visions of both comics are very different. "Metropolis…
“Mexican by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
“Mexican pizza is just a flat taco”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“Mfs who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride be halfway retarded”
"People who let the seat belt noise go off the whole ride don't be right all the way mentally" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mfs who let the seat belt noise…
“Mi casa es su casa but mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
“Mi casa es su casa pero mi taco es mi taco”
"Mi taco es mi taco" ("my taco is my taco" in English) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on the familiar "mi casa es su casa"…
“Mi mosa es su mosa”
"Mimosa es so mosa" or "Mi mosa es su mosa" (a joke on the term "Mi casa es su casa," or "My house is your house") is a jocular saying that has been printed…