“Men are like floor tiles” (joke)
"Men are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "What do ceramic tile…
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“Men are like wine — age sours the bad and betters the good”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Men at 20 play football, at 30 play tennis, at 40 play golf…” (joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterTiffany Mason@dttpaixoxomen in their 20s play football, 30's they play tennis, 40's they play golf, proven: when men get older their balls get smaller!…
“Men build houses; women build homes”
Newspaper writer and poet Nixon Waterman (1859-1944) wrote "House and Home" in 1897, containing the following verses: "The men of earth build houses, halls and chambers, roofs and…
“Men go fishing for two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"Men go fishing for two reasons -- either they have no wife to go home to, or they do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MEN GO FISHING FOR TWO REASONS --…
“Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want”
"Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Men go shopping to buy what they…
“Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to ... or they do" was…
“Men have feelings, too. For example, we feel hungry”
"Men have feelings, too. For example, we feel hungry" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Says men have feelings too...hunger for example" was posted on…
“Men have feelings, too. Sometimes we feel thirsty”
"Men have feelings, too. Sometimes we feel thirsty" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Men have #feelings too: Thirst" was posted on Twitter by chkchkchk…
“Men have only two emotions—hungry and horny”
"Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The line has been cited in…
“Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“Men in denim built this land. Men in suits destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“Men like football because the priorities are Scoring and Ball Security”
A football joke is: "Men like football because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life, Scoring and Ball Security." "Why do men…
“Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men”
"Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men" is a quotation that has been printed on many images. American journalist Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986) wrote…
“Men of quality do not fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
“Men of quality don’t fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
“Men who cook will do that thing you like…”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Men: No Shirt, No Service—Women: No Shirt, No Charge” (restaurant sign)
"Men: No Shirt, No Service; Women: No Shirt, No Charge" (or "free food" or "free drinks") is a humorous sign that has been placed in restaurants and bars since at…