“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
Alphebetical for "m"
“Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“Might sleep on the couch to cut down on my morning commute”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to lock down in their homes. Many people worked from home -- if they still had work. "Shorten your morning commute by sleeping directly on…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Capri Sun for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mike’s Hard Lemonade is just Kool-Aid for adults”
Mike's Hard Lemonade has been described as adult Kool-Aid or adult Capri Sun. "I've said it once and I'll say it til death - Mike's Hard Lemonade is like the adult version…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like cold tomato soup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like ketchup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like tomato paste”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“Mild salsa tastes like tomato sauce”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“MILF Man I Love Food”
"MILF Man I Love Food" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "Just ate at Uncle…
“MILF Man I Love Fried chicken”
"MILF Man I Love Fried chicken" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The…
“MILF Man I Love Fried rice”
"MILF Man I Love Fried rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The "rice"…
“MILF Man I Love Frybread”
"MILF Man I Love Frybread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "MILF Man I Love…
“Military chaplains bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God”
"Military chaplains bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God" is a popular saying among chaplains. "Bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God" was cited in Military…
“Military chefs are literally serving their country”
There are many ways to "serve" one's country. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 29, 2019: "US Military chefs are literally serving their country." Reddit…