“Me and my buddies at the gun club often go to the cheese shop, just to shoot the bries”
Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese named after Brie, a region in France. "Bries" sounds like "breeze," and there are several "shooting(ing) the bries" jokes.…
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“Me and my friends are in a band called ‘Duvet.’ We’re a cover band”
A "cover band" performs "covers" -- the songs of other songwriters. "Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band" is a joke that was posted…
“Me and my limbo team go way back”
A pun about limbo dancing is: "Me and m limbo team go way back." The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2011. Wikipedia: Limbo (dance)Limbo is a traditional popular dance contest that…
“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me at home: Why isn’t there more kindness in the world?/Me while driving: I hate everyone”
Road rage affects many people. "I hate every single person when I'm driving!" was posted on Twitter by Michael Sheffield on November 10, 2010. "I am a sweet person, but I hate…
“Me attempting to flirt: So do you also like eating food?”
Entry in progress -- BP “It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me” and “Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto” are other sayings about food and…
“Me blacking out when I’m drunk is God’s way of telling me that what I do when I drink…”
"What I do when I'm drunk is none of my business" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What I do drunk is none of my business" has also been printed…
“Me bringing a jar of Vaseline to the cash register when mom sends me to buy a cucumber…”
A joke about buying cucumbers suggests that it's better to identify one's sexual practice than to possibly imply that one is a vegan. "When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket…
“Me driving at night: I hope this is the road”
Driving at night is difficult for many people. "Me driving at night: Gah I hope this is the road" was posted on X/Twitter by Jimmer James Shirley on December 16, 2023. The…
“Me eating: / My white shirt: Let me taste it.”
A white shirt often becomes noticeably dirty after a meal. A joke was posted on Facebook by Glo Jean on September 23, 2021, and received over 141,000 shares: "Me eating:My white shirt: let me…
“Me every Monday: ok let’s try this again”
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”
"Unpossible" is often used as a joke that a poor English speaker uses for "impossible." Judge's Library, a New York City humor magazine, published in 1909: English As She…
“Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto”
"Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker finds this person "hot"…
“Me liking ur posts is the equivalent of an angel kissing ya forehead if u didn’t know”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we’re doing today”
The year 2020 was eventful, with the coronavirus outbreak, George Floyd protests, California wildfires and more. "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing…
“Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don’t get your emails any more? Boss: What?”
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
“Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That’s a cactus”
Cacti and pickles have both been called "goth cucumbers." "Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber" was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. "A cactus is just a…
“Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?”
"Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker is too poor to travel. "Me: I want to travel. Bank account:…
“Me: I’m sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?”
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…