A joke about buying cucumbers suggests that it's better to identify one's sexual practice than to possibly imply that one is a vegan. "When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket…
Driving at night is difficult for many people. "Me driving at night: Gah I hope this is the road" was posted on X/Twitter by Jimmer James Shirley on December 16, 2023. The…
A white shirt often becomes noticeably dirty after a meal. A joke was posted on Facebook by Glo Jean on September 23, 2021, and received over 141,000 shares: "Me eating:My white shirt: let me…
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
"Unpossible" is often used as a joke that a poor English speaker uses for "impossible." Judge's Library, a New York City humor magazine, published in 1909: English As She…
"Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker finds this person "hot"…
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
The year 2020 was eventful, with the coronavirus outbreak, George Floyd protests, California wildfires and more. "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing…
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
Cacti and pickles have both been called "goth cucumbers." "Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber" was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. "A cactus is just a…
"Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker is too poor to travel. "Me: I want to travel. Bank account:…
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…
"Wow, Im so out of shape that Im winded just taking the tour of the gym!" was posted on X/Twitter by Chia (KAI-ya) on November 16, 2009. "I’m so out of shape, I got winded taking…
Texas weather can be hot in the day and then get very cold at night, especially in the spring or the fall. Texas weather can also be hot or cold from one day to the next. "Is it going to be…
Texas weather can be hot in the day and then get very cold at night, especially in the spring or the fall. Texas weather can also be hot or cold from one day to the next. "Is it going to be…
"It's not about how many times you fall (get knocked down), it's about how many times you get back up" is an old saying. A joke on the saying was posted on Twitter by Henpecked…
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…
For many people, their heart will tell them to stop running. For out-of-shape people, this message comes early. "Me: Runs for 2 mins / My heart: If you don’t stop I will 😩😩😩"…
"I broke down on the way to work" could mean the car broke down...or the employee broke down. "I broke down on the way to work the other day; I don't know what actually…