“Mayo is just food glue”
Cheese—and melted cheese in particular—has been called “food glue.” Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called “food glue.”
“Cheese is food glue” was posted on Twitter by DJ M on July 20, 2009. “cheese is like food glue” was posted on Twitter by ©DanBassini on December 13, 2009. “Cheese is basically just food glue” was posted on Twitter by Bob Fekete on June 7, 2013. “Cheese is basically glue for food. Delicious, delicious food glue” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 15, 2015. “cheese is just food glue” was posted on Twitter by del on September 1, 2017.
“melted cheese is my favorite food glue” was posted on Twitter by Faris Farhan on December 6, 2013. “Melted cheese is like food-glue” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 1, 2015. “Melted cheese is like food glue” was posted on Twitter by Alexa Maslowski on June 16, 2017. “Melted cheese is just food glue” was posted on Twitter by ʷᶦˡˡᶦᵃᵐ on October 28, 2018.
“Mayo is gross and is only used as food glue. Icky!” was posted on Twitter by dav.d daniels on February 15, 2020. “Mayo is food glue - very loved” was posted on Twitter by Baker’s Edge on September 7, 2011. “Mayonnaise is nothing more than food glue” was posted on Twitter by Primo BMX on February 21, 2012. “mayonnaise is just food glue” was posted on Twitter by p h on October 18, 2012. “Mayonnaise is just food glue” was posted on Twitter by Sara Bellum on November 8, 2012. “mayo is just food glue” was posted on Twitter by p h on October 18, 2012.
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DJ M
@DAGREATDJM
@nydreamgirl
aha!!! EXCATLY! Cheese is food glue:)
3:21 PM · Jul 20, 2009·Twitter SMS
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©DanBassini
@DanBassini
cheese is like food glue and everything is better on a bagel. just my 2 cents
2:14 PM · Dec 13, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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dav.d daniels
@davdphoto
Mayo is gross and is only used as food glue. Icky!
11:15 PM · Feb 15, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Zack
@Duhktape
Cheese is food glue, it holds the meal together
2:46 PM · Apr 12, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Baker’s Edge
@Bakers_Edge
@CookingCom Mayo is food glue - very loved. LIke Jerry in Seinfeld - it plays the role of connecting the otherwise unconnectable.
8:29 PM · Sep 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Lucky
@catswithcoffee
#whatepicmealtimehastaughtme Cheese is the best food glue ever.
9:14 AM · Sep 12, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Dan Duvall
@lazerdoov
Velveta is just food glue for people who can’t get enough gross stuff into their mouth at once.
11:40 PM · Nov 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Primo BMX
@BMXPrimo
I don’t care what anyone says. Mayonnaise is nothing more than food glue.
2:26 PM · Feb 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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JD Furr
@TheGoFurr
Mayonnaise is food glue. Disgusting glue.
6:24 PM · Jul 9, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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p h
@patlhav
mayonnaise is just food glue.
11:02 AM · Oct 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Sara Bellum
@ANightlyRain
Mayonnaise is just food glue.
4:06 PM · Nov 8, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
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p h
@patlhav
Replying to @HudMo
@HudMo mayo is just food glue
10:35 AM · Jan 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Bob Fekete
@BobFekete
Cheese is basically just food glue
5:25 PM · Jun 7, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Faris Farhan
@frsfxn
melted cheese is my favorite food glue.
11:12 PM · Dec 6, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Leo Grierson
@nonbinarybutler
Mayonnaise is really just food glue huh…
4:58 PM · Dec 9, 2014 from Dublin City, Ireland·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/BRANNflake86 March 15, 2015
Cheese is basically glue for food. Delicious, delicious food glue.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/MrAndersom September 1, 2015
Melted cheese is like food-glue
If you get more than one nacho stuck together, it’s still one nacho.
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kieron helcoop
@KieronHelcoop
Quote I heard today
“cheese is just food glue”
#quote #interesting #thinkaboutit
12:52 PM · Mar 8, 2016·Twitter for Windows Phone
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small bar kid
@mikestache6
Mayo is food glue
2:00 AM · Jun 2, 2016 from San Antonio, TX·Twitter for Android
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Sam Tucker
@samgwentucker
Mayonnaise is just food glue
5:33 PM · Sep 15, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Bread Queen
@TeganPaynee
Mayo is just food glue. Gross food glue.
7:08 PM · Sep 15, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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CrankyPappy
@CrankyPappy
“Mayonnaise” is French for “food glue.”
7:33 PM · Sep 15, 2016·OS X
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Leann Goodzey
@LeannGoodzey
Anyone else notice that cheese is basically just food glue? Eyes
9:38 PM · Sep 29, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Alexa Maslowski
@AlexaMaslowski
Good Morning,
Melted cheese is like food glue.
11:21 AM · Jun 16, 2017 from Portland, ME·Twitter for iPhone
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del
@french_delaney
cheese is just food glue
12:26 PM · Sep 1, 2017·Twitter Web App
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double borgor with cheese
@lukeintomylife
Cheese is just food glue
3:12 PM · Feb 13, 2018·Twitter for Android
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QA Quotes
@QAquoteoftheday
Mayonnaise is just food glue. It sticks stuff like coleslaw together.
5:01 PM · Jun 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Cocoa Capone
@xMissChelseax
I feel like cheese is just food glue. It just holds other pieces of food together #foodforthought #PunIntended
1:17 AM · Jun 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Lea
@LeaEmilyy
Melted cheese is basically just food glue
8:30 PM · Aug 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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ʷᶦˡˡᶦᵃᵐ
@_wiir_
Melted cheese is just food glue.
1:49 AM · Oct 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/BloxForDays16 January 24, 2019
Cheese is just food glue
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grady
@gradyv_
Melted cheese is just food glue
1:49 PM · Apr 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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heather wheatblood
@hallowsandhexes
Cheese is basically just food glue
7:33 PM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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lee know’s bff
@havensungie
mayonnaise is just food glue
3:39 AM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Nick
@NickL2814
Mayo is just food glue
11:24 PM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/IndependenceSevere January 12, 2022
Cheese is food glue
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matt trotto
@Matt_Trotto_07
Cheese is just food glue
4:36 PM · Jan 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone