“May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it”
"May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it" is a Thanksgiving saying that has been printed on many images. The Urban Dictionary has many entries for…
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“May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer; may the start of next week be long ways from here”
"Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either”
Many people do not like broccoli. "Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I bet broccoli doesn't like YOU…
“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called ‘beautiful’ chocolate, just one time”
"Why would you call it hot chocolate maybe it wants to be called beautiful chocolate” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on July 16, 2013. "What if it doesn't want to…
“Maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio?” (talking dog joke)
Was New York Yankee Babe Ruth (1895-1948) the greatest baseball player ever? Or was it New York Yankee Joe DiMaggio (1914-1999). A joke involves a man who enter a bar and tells the bartender that…
“Maybe I’m the good kind of fat like an avocado”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us”
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?”
"Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?" (or "If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the government start reading it?") is a…
“Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it”
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Maybe if we’d made the ‘Most Wanted’ feel wanted earlier, they wouldn’t be wanted now”
New York City-born actor, songwriter and comedian Eddie Cantor (1892-1964) was a humanitarian who supported and helped name the charity The March of Dimes. He wrote about children in The Way I See…
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either”
Many people do not like Mondays (often the first day of a work week). "Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a response…
“Maybe plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we decompose and they can eat us”
"Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose in the ground and feed them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This thought -- the…
“Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose”
"Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose in the ground and feed them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This thought -- the…
“Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet”
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
“Maybe serial killers are just regular people on the keto diet”
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s the caffeine”
"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's the caffeine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the caffeine.…
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s quarantine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybelline New York City, an American-based New York City multinational cosmetics company, had its advetising tagline, "(Maybe…
“Maybe she’s losing it. Maybe it’s quarantine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybelline New York City, an American-based New York City multinational cosmetics company, had its advetising tagline, "(Maybe…
“Maybe the world would be a better place if we just wrapped it up in bacon”
"if more things were wrapped in bacon the world would be a better place" was posted on Twitter by Colt45 on March 3, 2012. "Maybe the world would be a better place if we just wrapped…
“Maybe they call it ‘take-home pay’ because there is no other place you can afford to go with it”
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The paycheck joke started with jokes about…