The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cause much panic. Brandy Freeman wrote on Facebook on March 13, 2020: "Maybe they should call it the Squirrel Flu. 'Cause everyone is NUTS &…
Vampires, according to legend, can't see their own reflection. This is sometimes expressed in a Halloween thought. "Vampires are arrogant because they are incapable of…
Mayonnaise (or "mayo") has been described as egg jam. "'you know, mayonnaise is basically egg jam' -beau" was posted on X/Twitter by Bahar on August 1, 2016. "omg…
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
Is mayonnaise like lotion? "Mayo is bread lotion" was posted on Twitter by Greg Schindler on July 6, 2012. "Mayonnaise is just bread lotion" was posted on Twitter by This Is…
Mayonnaise (or "mayo") has been described as egg jam. "'you know, mayonnaise is basically egg jam' -beau" was posted on X/Twitter by Bahar on August 1, 2016. "omg…
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
The Department of Investigation began in the 1870s, after many city scandals. The early version of the DOI wasn't very active. Raymond B. "Fearless" Fosdick was appointed…
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
McDonald's apple pies have been compared to Hot Pockets. "Why does McDonald's call them apple pies? They aren't pies at all. More like Apple Hot Pockets" was posted on…
"I see McDonald’s is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter... They are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough" -- a pun on "dildo" -- is a saying that has been printed on…
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese named after Brie, a region in France. "Bries" sounds like "breeze," and there are several "shooting(ing) the bries" jokes.…
A "cover band" performs "covers" -- the songs of other songwriters. "Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band" is a joke that was posted…
A pun about limbo dancing is: "Me and m limbo team go way back." The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2011. Wikipedia: Limbo (dance)Limbo is a traditional popular dance contest that…
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
Road rage affects many people. "I hate every single person when I'm driving!" was posted on Twitter by Michael Sheffield on November 10, 2010. "I am a sweet person, but I hate…
"What I do when I'm drunk is none of my business" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What I do drunk is none of my business" has also been printed…