“May your house always be too small to hold all your friends”
"May your home/house always be too small to hold all of your friends" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Household Hints from Heloise" by Heoise Cruse…
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“May your kilt be short enough to dance a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Instagram”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on social media”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Twitter”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee”
"May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May your morning coffee give you the…
“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light” (Irish blessing)
An Irish blessing has been printed on several images: "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night." The origin of the saying is…
“May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead” (toast)
"May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you're dead" is an old Irish toast of uncertain origin. ""May yer sowl be in glory a fortnight before the divil knows…
“May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!”
"May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off (of) your thighs!" is the last line of a short poem about Thanksgiving food. The poem has been cited in print since at least 1989. In 2001, the…
“May your troubles be less and your blessings be more” (toast)
An Irish blessing/toast has been cited in print since at least 1991: "May your troubles be lessAnd your blessings be moreAnd nothing but happinessCome through your door." The author is…
“May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…
“May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it”
"May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it" is a Thanksgiving saying that has been printed on many images. The Urban Dictionary has many entries for…
“May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer; may the start of next week be long ways from here”
"Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either”
Many people do not like broccoli. "Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I bet broccoli doesn't like YOU…
“Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread”
A vampire, such as Count Dracula, is afraid of garlic. "Maybe Dracula is always angry cause he can't eat garlic bread" was posted on X/Twitter by SnipurrKat on Novembe 13, 2016.…
“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called ‘beautiful’ chocolate, just one time”
"Why would you call it hot chocolate maybe it wants to be called beautiful chocolate” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on July 16, 2013. "What if it doesn't want to…
“Maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio?” (talking dog joke)
Was New York Yankee Babe Ruth (1895-1948) the greatest baseball player ever? Or was it New York Yankee Joe DiMaggio (1914-1999). A joke involves a man who enter a bar and tells the bartender that…