“Medical diagnosis is rarely black and white unless it’s a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
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“Medical error is one of the leading causes of death. You better be doing your own research”
"In a world where medical error is one of the leading causes of death, you better be doing your own research" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN A WORLD WHERE…
“Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google”
"Meditation, because some questions can't be answered by Google" -- that is, some searches can't be answered by a search engine -- is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice”
"Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice. You are as happy as you decide to be" is a Monday saying that has been printed on several images. "Meet a new Monday and…
“Meet cute” (romantic comedy rule)
The loving couple --usually a boy and a girl -- in a romantic comedy must "meet cute." That is, when they meet each other for the first time, the situation must be "cute" --…
“Meet Me at Clark Street” (St. George Hotel)
Brooklyn's classic St. George Hotel received a make-over. "Meet Me at Clark Street" is the new slogan. St George Hotel(718) 624-5000(718) 596-4974100 Henry StBrooklyn, NY 11201…
“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew. It can’t even afford the W’s”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Melon + Broccoli = Meloncholy (The saddest vegetable in existence)”
The word "melancholy" is not a food portmanteau of "melon" and broccoli," but there are jokes. "Melancholy. A cross between a melon and a broccoli. At least…
“Melted cheese is just food glue”
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
“Meme them until they cry. Then make memes about them crying.—Sun Tzu”
"Meme them until they cry. Then make memes about them crying. -- Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Chinese military general,…
“Memes are just inside jokes that the whole internet is a part of”
Memes have frequently been described as the inside jokes of the internet. "Internet terminology a meme is basically a digital inside joke that gets passed from user to user often becoming…
“Memes are today’s version of the Sunday comics”
Are memes just a 21st century version of the Sunday comics of 20th century newspapers? "Fuck the Sunday comics, memes are where it's at" was posted on Twitter on October 10, 2012.…
“Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the main stream media”
"Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the news does" and "Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the main stream media" are sayings that have…
“Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the news does”
"Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the news does" and "Memes do a better job at reporting current events than the main stream media" are sayings that have…
“Memorial Day—honor their deaths by questioning anyone calling for more of them”
A popular Memorial Day saying was posted on Facebook by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (and on Twitter by Mrs. Betty Bowers) on May 26, 2012: "Memorial Day -- honor their…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill in New York”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I am from”
"Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I live" -- "where I live" is often replaced with the location -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…