“May your coffee kick in before reality does”
"May your coffee kick in before reality does" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2015. "May your coffee…
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“May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong”
"May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and…
“May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments”
"May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments" -- student loan payments can last for a very long time -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“May your college memories last longer than your student loan payments”
"May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments" -- student loan payments can last for a very long time -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“May your devastating winter blues give way to your debilitating spring allergies”
"May your devastating winter blues give way to your debilitating spring allergies" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. The ecard dates to at least 2009, when the saying was…
“May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always…”
"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside" is an Irish blessing (or proverb) that has been printed on many…
“May your house always be too small to hold all your friends”
"May your home/house always be too small to hold all of your friends" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Household Hints from Heloise" by Heoise Cruse…
“May your kilt be short enough to dance a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Instagram”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on social media”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Twitter”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee”
"May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May your morning coffee give you the…
“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light” (Irish blessing)
An Irish blessing has been printed on several images: "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night." The origin of the saying is…
“May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead” (toast)
"May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you're dead" is an old Irish toast of uncertain origin. ""May yer sowl be in glory a fortnight before the divil knows…
“May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!”
"May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off (of) your thighs!" is the last line of a short poem about Thanksgiving food. The poem has been cited in print since at least 1989. In 2001, the…
“May your troubles be less and your blessings be more” (toast)
An Irish blessing/toast has been cited in print since at least 1991: "May your troubles be lessAnd your blessings be moreAnd nothing but happinessCome through your door." The author is…
“May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…