“My résumé is just a list of jobs I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
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“My résumé is just a list of things I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of things I really never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“My rights are not subject to your feelings”
"My rights are not subject to your feelings" is a saying that has been repeated many times. No particular person appears to have popularized it. "My constitutional RIGHTS are not…
“My rights are not up for negotiation because of your feelings”
"My rights are not subject to your feelings" is a saying that has been repeated many times. No particular person appears to have popularized it. "My constitutional RIGHTS are not…
“My rights don’t end where your fear begins. So go fuck yourself”
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
“My rights don’t end where your fear begins”
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
“My rights don’t end where your fears begin”
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
“My rights don’t end where your feelings begin”
"My rights don't end where your feelings begin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "My rights dont end where your feelings begin" was…
“My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic. Joke’s on him, I don’t have a roommate”
A joke is told about a schizophrenic roommate. "My roommate at Res says I'm schizophrenic, which is weird because I don't have a roommate..." was posted on Twitter by UCT…
“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday”
"My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "My saturday was going really nicely until i realised it…
“My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.2 million dollars”
Many people who shop online (such as at Amazon) can't afford an item, and put it in the "save for later" cart. "My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.2 million…
“My school was so tough, the school newspaper had an obituary section”
"My school was so rough/tough, the school newspaper had an obituary column/section" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I live in a tough neighborhood. My…
“My school’s development office will find me” (alumni joke)
Many alumni joke that their school's development office always seem to find them to ask for money. The joke was told about Bates College in 2004 and about Harvard University in 2007 and 2011.…
“My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook”
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been very popular on Twitter. The line has been cited on Twitter since June 4, 2012. TwitterJack…
“My sex life is like a video game. Single Player”
How do video gamers describe their sex lives? "Sex is like video game, wait, hear me out. Having sex is multi player and masturbating is single player..." was posted on Twitter on April…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then it was light, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was classic, then went on a diet, and now it’s zero”
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…