Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
"My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My plan for the day? Same as always: Drink COFFEE and be…
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow" -- "Achilles' heel" is correct -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"My memes are like your ex. Stolen and passed around" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Memes getting passed around like my ex" was posted on Facebook by Tuguy…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- Dadjokes Posted by u/Brucemoose1 October 14, 2020Recently I’ve had to remove several of my posts.Someone took a fence. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
When many people get paid, they have to go to a restaurant. "my problem is as soon as i get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒁𝒊𝒂…
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
A viral ethics joke (over 100,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by "hype" on August 11, 2019: law professor: you're currently failing your ethics classme: *slides a $20 across the…
"My pronoun is 'Patriot'" was posted on Twitter by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on May 25, 2021. Many people liked the tweet, and many people ridiculed the tweet --…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Bob @wanderingbob73 My pronouns are he he he I identify as a comedian 3:15 PM · Apr 16, 2024
"My relationship with gin is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with gin...has been on the…
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
"My relationship with whisk(e)y is on the rocks" is a jocular saying -- "rocks" are ice cubes -- that has been printed on many images. "My relationship with whiskey is on…
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…