"My family/husband/wife says I talk in my sleep, but nobody at work has ever mentioned it" -- that is, the speaker sleeps at work -- is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many…
Is pizza a meal? This was posted on X/Twitter by "Is this a bad time ?" on May 17, 2022: "My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings." Authorship of the saying is…
The Super Bowl is a football game, but many people think a super bowl is a bowl of food. "My idea of a "super bowl" is a bowl of GRUB.. preferably turkey. And lots of it!" was…
Football bowl games shouldn't be confused with a toilet bowl, but there are jokes. "My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself" is a saying that has been printed on many…
A good brisk walk is often a recommended form of exercise. ""My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit" is a popular joke that has been told by several people. "His favorite…
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has sometimes been credited to American humorist Erma…
"My idols are shadowbanned and my enemies are all verified" is a saying (referring to Twitter) that has been printed on several images. That is, the people who Twitter promotes are bad,…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. However, many people trusted their own immune systems over vaccine makers with criminal histories. This was posted by Lange on October 21,…
A "flat" doesn't always mean a flat house, but there are jokes. "Our inflatable house got punctured last night so now we're living in a flat" was posted on Twitter by…
"My intellectual property is in foreclosure" is a jocular way of saying that one is not thinking straight. "My intellectual property is in foreclosure./@avi1111" was posted on…
"WiFi" sounds like "wife I." A pun was posted on Twitter by Dave Thomas on March 18, 2012: "My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed…
"My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit/stuff in person" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images.…
Does the internet make people antisocial? A joke has been printed on many ecards: "My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family… They seem like nice…
"Ideal" shouldn't be confused with "I deal," but there are puns. "I love being a croupier, it's my ideal job" was posted on Twitter by Arantxa Colen on…
A joke about having a hard job is: "My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder." The concrete job pun was posted on the website Pun of the Day on December 30, 2011. Pun…
People rationalize having a stressful job with the comfort that at least the pay is good, but often the pay isn't good. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter by Crying Orc on May 2, 2025, and…
"My job does this cool thing where if you do your work well, you get to do someone else's work, too" (or "My job has this cool thing where if you do your job well, you get to do…
"My job does this cool thing where if you do your work well, you get to do someone else's work, too" (or "My job has this cool thing where if you do your job well, you get to do…
"My job has this fun habit of adding responsibilities to your job role without adding any money to your salary..." was posted on Facebook by The Life Network on January 10, 2020. The post…
"My job has this fun habit of adding responsibilities to your job role without adding any money to your salary..." was posted on Facebook by The Life Network on January 10, 2020. The post…