“My New Year’s resolution is 1080p”

“My New Year’s resolution is 1080p is a jocuar New Year’s one-line saying that has been printed on several images. 1080p is the resolution for high-definition television (HDTV).
 
“My New Year’s Resolution is 1080p” was first posted on Twitter on January 1, 2009.
 
   
Wikipedia: 1080p
1080p (1920x1080 px; also known as Full HD or FHD and BT.709) is a set of HDTV high-definition video modes characterized by 1080 horizontal lines of vertical resolution and progressive scan, as opposed to interlaced, as is the case with the 1080i display standard. The term usually assumes a widescreen aspect ratio of 16:9, implying a resolution of 2.1 megapixels. It is often marketed as Full HD, to contrast 1080p with 720p resolution screens.
 
Twitter
Adam S.
‏@Skittle_Brains
My New Year’s Resolution is 1080p. I- what?! What are you… okay, slow down. What about losing weight? Whaddya mean I’m doing it wrong?
12:40 AM - 1 Jan 2009
 
Twitter
Brian Alvey
‏@brianalvey
My New Year’s resolution is 1080p. http://is.gd/ek4j
12:50 PM - 1 Jan 2009
 
Twitter
Mark Renouf
‏@tweakt
Just bought a new TV so I guess my new year’s resolution is 1080p? (Not really… just a dumb joke I just thought of 😛)
7:43 AM - 2 Jan 2009
 
Facebook
Plaza Cinema
January 1, 2013 ·
New Years Eve One Liners
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My New Years resolution is 1080p
 
Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
December 31, 2013 ·
My New Years Resolution is 1080p
 
7 January 2014, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
MY NEW year’s resolution is 1080p.
 
Google Books
New Years Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
 
Twitter
Yik Yak
‏@YikYakApp
“My new years resolution is 1080p.” — University of Sheffield
1:15 PM - 2 Jan 2016