"My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Our favorite winter activity is going back inside and…
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
A calzone isn't a zone, but there are jokes. "WHATS MY FAVORITE ZONE? EASY, ITS 'CAL'" was posted on Twitter by ANGRYORC on November 18, 2013. "My favorite zone is the…
"My fellow Americans" is often how a politician (such as a president or a senator) addresses the people of the United States. "My fellow Americans" has been cited in print since…
"My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Paper plates are usually thrown away after use. "You don't know poor until…
"Fine feathered friend" is said of birds (often chickens). "Fine feathered "friends'" was printed in the Lancaster (Lancashire, UK) Gazette on June 28, 1873.…
"Casual tea" is a pun on the word "casualty." "Count of casualty? Or cup of casual tea?" was posted on Twitter by Laura Briggs on April 27, 2009. "What does a…
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…
An elevator joke that has been printed on many images is: "My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down." "The first time I used an…
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
"My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" was posted on…
"My food is grown, not born" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make a statement with this 100% cotton canvas tote bag! 'My food is Grown not born' -…
"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is uncertain. "How to get rich farming -- rise early, work…
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
"My freedom is more important than your good idea" has been a bumper sticker saying since at least 2001. The saying means that government often has "good ideas" with its…
"My french teacher died. Adios, buddy" was posted on Reddit -- Sixwordstories on June 21, 2016. "After a long and effective career, my French teacher finally retired. Adios,…
Not everyone understands the concept of a frozen banana (a dessert on a stick). American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) told this joke in his act by at least 1999: "My friend…