"Proofing" is a step in the preparation of yeast bread. There are several puns about this process. "I stole yeast from the local bakery. They can't prove a thing" was…
A "clearance" sale shouldn't be confused with a "clear ants" sale, but there are jokes. "My local shop are now selling transparent insects! There having a clear ants…
"My love for the truth outweighs my fear of offending you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying involves the first amendment (the right to free speech) against…
"My love language is sharing food" (or "Sharing food is my love language") is a popular saying. "sharing food is one of my love languages!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Some people posted jocular signs on their mailboxes. "Tape a notice to your mail box: sorry at this time my mailbox is under…
A "postman" shouldn't be confused with a "post-man." but there are jokes. "Isn't a post-man someone who has just had a sex change to a woman?" was posted on…
Australian-born actor Errol Flynn (1909-1959) was one of Hollywood's highest-paid stars in the 1940s; in the 1950s, however, he faced financial disaster. A Flynn quote was published in many…
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterJunior Dan@JuniorDan14MY MASK IS ON THE INSIDE IT'S CALLED AN IMMUNE SYSTEM HEALTH T-Shirt MY MASK ...…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "My mask protects you. Your mask protects me" is a message that has been printed on many images.…
"My math teacher called me average. Well, that's just mean" is a popular math joke. (A "mean" is an "average.") "My math teacher called me average. Well…
"It's national pasta day.....so my sauces tell me..." -- a pun on "my sources tell me" -- was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2013. "Apparenty, the Heinz ketchup has…
Some things have to be stored in a "cool, dark place." "Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the…
"My memes are like your ex. Stolen and passed around" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Memes getting passed around like my ex" was posted on Facebook by Tuguy…
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk. It's not like a phone at 2% power, but there are jokes. "I think I need new WiFi my milk is only at 2% and I got it a week ago.…
"My mind is like an/my internet browser. I have 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"Special ed" means "special education," not a "special" guy named "Ed." "My friends call me special, but i cant figure out who this ed guy is!!!!"…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to stay home. "My mom use to tell me I wasn't going to accomplish nothing by sleeping all day....now look at me saving the…
The word game of Scrabble has tiles of single letters. The pun "wooden letter" ("wouldn't let her") is sometimes made. "My mom thought she could beat me at Scrabble.…