“My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, ‘eat a salad’”

“My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, “for the love of God, woman, eat a salad’” is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. “My heart says bacon burger but my jeans say for the love of pete woman… eat a salad!” was posted on Twitter on February 6, 2014. “My heart says ‘Flaming Hot Cheetos Forever’ but my jeans say ‘For the love of all that is holy woman eat a salad!’” was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2014.
 
“My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say ‘for the love of God woman, eat a salad!’” was posted on Twitter on July 30, 2014.
   
   
Twitter
Nancy Childers‏
@SLOnans
My heart says bacon burger but my jeans say for the love of pete woman… eat a salad!
7:41 PM - 6 Feb 2014
 
Twitter
LT‏
@geishalyn
My heart says “Flaming Hot Cheetos Forever” but my jeans say “For the love of all that is holy woman eat a salad!”
6:14 PM - 29 Mar 2014
 
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john laubacher‏
@johnlaubacher
My mind tells me XXL nachos and a 5 layer burrito but my jeans say dude eat a salad
12:02 AM - 30 Apr 2014 from Arkadelphia, AR
 
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olivia‏
@pepperoniallxx
My heart says nachos but my jeans say for the love of god eat a salad
6:34 PM - 6 May 2014
 
Twitter
Heather T‏
@SgtShortArse
“My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say ‘for the love of God woman, eat a salad!’” #Accurate
9:39 AM - 30 Jul 2014
 
Twitter
Diva‏
@MCarelse
My heart says Chocolate&Wine but my jeans say,for the love of god woman,eat a salad bwahahahahaha
8:15 AM - 14 Aug 2014
 
9 September 2015, Consort (Alta)

, “Consort Locals & Lodge News,” pg. A2:
Thought for the Week -My heart says ‘Chocolate’, but my jeans say ‘For the love of God, woman, eat a salad!’
     
Facebook
Asteri with Renata Bryjok and 2 others.
March 2, 2016 · Prague, Czech Republic ·
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad !!!!! However NO DIET TODAY !!!! 699 kC
   
Me.Me
MY HEART SAWS CHOCOLATE BUT MY JEANS SAY WOMAN EAT A SALAD MEME
MEMES SAW CHOCOLATE HEART HEARTS 🤖 JEANS WOMAN JEAN SAYING MY HEART SALAD WOMAN EATING
FOUND @ 4427 LIKES ON 2016-11-11 07:28:12 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
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Kvrdish‏
@kvrdish
My heart says biryani and kebabs but my jeans say holy shit human eat a salad
6:10 PM - 25 May 2017