The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns beginning in March 2020. Liquor stores were deemed essential, and many people drank at home. An illustrated card by Bluntcards, posted…
Marble cake isn't made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes. "Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!" was posted on the newsgroup…
"Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" and "It's a proven fact that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot" are…
"It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "It's a slow process but quitting makes…
“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian Steven Wright has used the line since at…
"It's a Texas thing" (or "It's a Texas thang") became popular in the 1990s, when the phrase appeared on T-shirts. Doug Moreland's song "Texas Thing" is…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Rocky Balboa (film)Rocky Balboa is a 2006 film from written and directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone as underdog boxer Rocky Balboa. It is the sixth and…
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
"It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. William…
"Gif" is pronounced like "jif." A joke about this also uses the term "gaslighting." "Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this…
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
Professional athletes often accept less money to be on successful teams, where playoff money is likely and there is a good chance of winning a championship. A championship team usually awards its…
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is a typical saying mothers make to children before they go out to play. "It's all fun and games until someone loses a…
"It's all right to drink like a fish — if you drink what a fish drinks" is a jocular one-line saying that was credited by H. L. Mencken's 1942 quotation dictionary to Mary…
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
"It's almost time to put away my black winter clothes and bring out my black spring clothes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Spring clothes usually have…
"It's almost time to put away my black winter clothes and bring out my black spring clothes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Spring clothes usually have…