“It was so cold that I was drinking hot sauce instead of coffee”

Many people drink hot coffee in winter, but suppose that’s not hot enough? “I think it is easier to be a bicycle messenger in Buffalo or Boston in wintertime and in addition drink a bottle of hot sauce instead of coffee every morning” was posted on the newsgroup misc.consumers on March 9, 2000.
 
“Oh god, one of them is drinking hot sauce because he’s cold and has been shivering for the past hour” was posted on Twitter on January 18, 2010. “It’s so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee” was printed in an article published in December 6, 2010.
 
       
Google Groups: misc.consumers
HOT SAUCE COMPANY 4SALE
Don Klipstein
3/9/00
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I think it is easier to be a bicycle messenger in Buffalo or Boston in wintertime and in addition drink a bottle of hot sauce instead of coffee every morning.
 
Twitter
Maggie Connelly‏
@MaggieConnelly
Oh god, one of them is drinking hot sauce because he’s cold and has been shivering for the past hour.
1:24 AM - 18 Jan 2010
     
WDRB (Louisville, KY)
HUMOR: It’s so cold that…
Posted: Dec 06, 2010 1:30 PM EST
Updated: Jan 11, 2016 12:11 PM EST
JAN. 11, 2016 UPDATE: The following story was published on our site on Dec. 6, 2010—but it was so funny, we thought you’d enjoy revisiting it!
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Dave Laetare: “It’s so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.”
 
Twitter
razor remone‏
@quartermill
It’s so cold outside I’m drinking hot sauce
5:26 PM - 6 Dec 2010
     
Twitter
Steve Nixon‏
@snixon
It’s so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
9:59 AM - 22 Jan 2011
   
Twitter
AWB‏
@a_world_blog
It’s so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee…
4:26 AM - 1 Feb 2012
 
Forest River Forums
It’s So Cold Jokes
Iggy
01-07-2014, 03:22 PM
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“It’s so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.”
     
Twitter
Speedco‏
@SpeedcoPM
How cold is it? “It’s so cold today that we’re drinking hot sauce instead of coffee!” #toocold #FinishIt
8:16 AM - 23 Jan 2014
 
Facebook
Brent Watts WDBJ7
December 31, 2017 at 8:44am ·
I’ll start. It’s so cold, I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
And….go!
 
Twitter
Jeremy Abbate‏
@MediaJerNYC
So cold in NYC I’m thinking of drinking hot sauce instead of coffee
8:34 AM - 6 Jan 2018