“It was so cold that I enjoyed it when someone spilled hot coffee on my lap”

The Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants (1994) “hot coffee lawsuit” resulted from McDonald’s restaurants serving very hot coffee, but what if it’s very cold outside? “The weather turned so cold in Upper Michigan last week that McDonald’s customers who spilled coffee in their laps weren’t calling their lawyers” was printed in The State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL) on April 22, 1995. “It was so cold, McDonald’s was charging extra to pour scalding hot coffee in your lap,”  American television host David Letterman said on the New York City-based Late Show with David Letterman program on January 6, 1999.
 
“It was so cold…I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!” was printed on the Athropolis blog on February 20, 2004.
 
       
Wikipedia: Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants
Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants, also known as the McDonald’s coffee case and the hot coffee lawsuit, was a 1994 product liability lawsuit that became a flashpoint in the debate in the United States over tort reform. Although a New Mexico civil jury awarded $2.86 million to plaintiff Stella Liebeck, a 79-year-old woman who suffered third-degree burns in her pelvic region when she accidentally spilled hot coffee in her lap after purchasing it from a McDonald’s restaurant, ultimately Liebeck was only awarded $640,000. Liebeck was hospitalized for eight days while she underwent skin grafting, followed by two years of medical treatment.
   
22 April 1995, The State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL), Toby McDaniel column, pg. 9, col. 1:
The weather turned so cold in Upper Michigan last week that McDonald’s customers who spilled coffee in their laps weren’t calling their lawyers.
 
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Cowboy
1/9/99
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Wednesday Night January 6
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Letterman
* The mice down there at Dunkin’ Donuts in NYC… it was so cold, they packed up and they went down to the Dunkin’ Donuts in Miami. It was so cold, McDonald’s was charging extra to pour scalding hot coffee in your lap.
       
14 January 2004, The Kent Island Bay Times (Stevensville, MD), “Two Cents Worth: How cold was it?” by Bill Evans, pg. 6, col. 5:
It was so cold I had to beg Jeanette to spill hot coffee in my lap!
 
Athropolis (February 20, 2004)
It was so cold…
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8. It was so cold . . .
I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!
 
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John
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It’s soooo cold…
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I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!
     
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January 30, 2009
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It was so cold . . .
 
I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!
 
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@paulttran It’s so cold that I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee in my lap. #coldjokes
11:24 PM - 11 Nov 2009
   
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It’s so cold, humor edition
By Josh Levs, CNN
updated 1:40 PM EST, Wed January 8, 2014
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“Someone accidentally pours hot coffee on your hands, and you say ‘thank you.’” - Mark Allen
 
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It’s so cold, someone spilled hot coffee on me and I thanked them.
     
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Yavin Highsmith‏
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It’s so cold outside, someone spilled coffee on me and I thanked them.
8:02 AM - 2 Jan 2018
 
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muffy cro$$wire‏
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It’s so cold if someone spilled their hot coffee on me I’d be thankful
8:53 AM - 6 Jan 2018