“It’s crooked, but it’s the only game in town”
A story is told about a 19th century gambler who was gambling in a small town. A friend told him that the game was rigged, but the gambler remarked, "I know it's crooked, but it's…
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“It’s darkest before dawn, so that’s the best time to steal a neighbor’s newspaper”
“It is always darkest just before the Day dawneth” is a proverb from at least the 1600s. A modern jocular version, cited in print since at least 1996 and of unknown authorship, is:…
“It’s Delta variant if it’s from the Delta region of India. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Covid-19”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. The joke meme was used during the COVID-19…
“It’s difficult to say what my wife does. She sells sea shells by the sea shore”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. "Has a friend who, started a new job recently. It’s kinda hard to say…
“It’s disrespectful outside”
"It's disrespectful outside" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. The "disrespectful" weather is either very hot or very cold. " yea you might…
“It’s easier to get to the top than it is to stay there”
"It's easier to get to the top than it is to stay there" is a popular saying in entertainment, sports and business. "It is much easier to reach the top of the ladder than it is…
“It’s easy to be a communist in a free country. But try being free in a communist country”
"It’s easy being a communist in a free country. Try being free in a communist country" (or "It's easy to be a communist in a free country, but try being free in a communist…
“It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten. They’re in front of you in the express lane”
"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images.…
“It’s finally socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands”
Many people clap when their plane lands and it's the end of a safe flight. Experienced travelers often cringe at the clapping. However, in early 2025, there were several plane crashes, and the…
“It’s five o’clock somewhere” (drinking saying)
Five o'clock is when many people get out of work and when many bars open. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is a drinking expression -- an old excuse that it's always time…
“It’s Friday! Don’t forget to be fabulous!”
"It's Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!" (or "Happy Friday! Don't forget to be fabulous!") is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy…
“It’s Friday! My smile is brighter, and my coffee is richer because I know the weekend is nearly here”
"It's Friday! My smile is brighter, and my coffee is richer because I know the weekend is nearly here" is a Friday saying that has been printed on several images. "It’s…
“It’s Friday! Time to work! And by work I mean drink coffee and pretend to look busy!”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“It’s Friday! Time to work! And by work I mean drink coffee and pretend to look busy!”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“It’s Friday!!!! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow”
"It's Friday!!!! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hooray, it's Friday! (just practicing for tomorrow"…
“It’s Friday. I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“It’s Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out”
"It's Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "#1068. Party instructions: Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out. #brotips…
“It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window”
"It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice…”
You can squeeze and crush oranges to get orange juice, or apples to get apple juice, but pickle juice isn't from juiced pickles. "Yo where does pickle juice come from???" was posted…
“It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition”
"It's getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tumble…