“It’s about time I got out of this cookie” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
Alphebetical for "i"
“It’s actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it ‘The Scottish Laptop’”
"It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. William…
“It’s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“It’s all about the rings” (winning championships over money)
Professional athletes often accept less money to be on successful teams, where playoff money is likely and there is a good chance of winning a championship. A championship team usually awards its…
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a tooth. Then it’s hockey”
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is a typical saying mothers make to children before they go out to play. "It's all fun and games until someone loses a…
“It’s all right to drink like a fish — if you drink what a fish drinks”
"It's all right to drink like a fish — if you drink what a fish drinks" is a jocular one-line saying that was credited by H. L. Mencken's 1942 quotation dictionary to Mary…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Etsy, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes”
"It's almost time to put away my black winter clothes and bring out my black spring clothes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Spring clothes usually have…
“It’s almost time to put away my black winter clothes and bring out my black spring clothes”
"It's almost time to put away my black winter clothes and bring out my black spring clothes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Spring clothes usually have…
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety" is a saying (made after Thanksgiving and before Christmas) that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety" (or "It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas…
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety" (or "It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas…
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Xmas anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety" (or "It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas…
“It’s almost time to switch from my normal anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety" (or "It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas…
“It’s almost time to switch from your everyday anxiety to your fancy Christmas anxiety”
"It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety" is a saying (made after Thanksgiving and before Christmas) that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? I’m done”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Screw this”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“It’s always 25 or 6 to 4 somewhere”
"25 or 6 to 4" is a song by the band Chicago that appeared on their second album, Chicago (1970). "It's (always) 25 or 6 To 4 somewhere" is a joke on the drinking saying,…