“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the cops”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
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“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the police”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“If your dog doesn’t like somebody, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise”
"A fat dog is likely to have a fat master" was cited in print in 1958. Dogs and their owners often eat at the same time, and they both often walk (exercise) together. The saying "If…
“If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?”
"If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?" is a question that has been printed on many images. The joke…
“If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup”
"If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The line has been cited in print since at…
“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If it can’t go bad, it’s bad for you”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If it can’t, it’s probably not”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If your food can’t go bad, it’s not good for you”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“If your food says ‘Enjoy’ at the end of the cooking instructions, you can’t complain to the company if you didn’t like it…”
A joke about cooking instructions was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 6, 2022: "If your food says 'Enjoy' at the end of the cooking instructions, you can't…
“If your front door has a mail slot, then you live in a mailbox”
Some houses don't have a mailbox -- just a mail slot in the front door. "If your front door has a mail slot, then you live in a mailbox" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on…
“If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you’re about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“If your girl starts to workout outta nowhere you about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“If your guns have ugly tattoos, I revoke your right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating wings…not enough hot sauce”
"If your hands don't look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings....not enough hot sauce" is a jocular saying that has been popular on Twitter. The saying was…
“If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property…”
"If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property, then isn’t your idea morally bankrupt?" is an anti-government (anti-tax) saying that has been printed on…
“If your job comes with an ‘appreciation week,’ you’re probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an ‘appreciation week’ it means you’re not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an appreciation week,’ you are probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…