“If it can’t be fixed with wine, then you’re not using enough wine”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
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“If it can’t be fixed with wine, you’re not using enough”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
“If it can’t be found in Dallas, it can’t be found anywhere in the world”
Dallas has great shopping, with perhaps more shopping centers per capita than any other major city in the United States. The Dallas shopping motto is: "If it can't be found in Dallas, it…
“If it can’t be fixed with garlic bread, it can’t be fixed”
Many people love garlic bread, and they believe that it can fix any meal. "Garlic bread fixes everything" was posted on X/Twitter by Nichole on May 1, 2010. " I'm pretty sure…
“If it doesn’t apply, let it fly” (“If it don’t apply, let it fly”)
"If it don't apply, let it fly" ("If it doesn't apply, let it fly") is an expression that has been printed on several images. The saying means to let go things that…
“If it doesn’t bring you income, inspiration or orgasms, it doesn’t belong in your life”
"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration or orgasms, it doesn't belong in your life" is a saying that has been printed on many images Authorship is uncertain. "If it…
“If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you”
"If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. Fred DeVito, Exhale Spa's fitness…
“If it doesn’t look good, don’t put it on your front porch”
"If it doesn't look good, don't put it on the/your front porch" appears to be a real estate adage (make your house look the best), but is usually a Southern mother's advice…
“If it doesn’t make dollars, it doesn’t make sense”
"If it doesn't make dollars/money, it doesn't make sense" means that if something doesn't make money, then it doesn't make sense (a pun on the word "cents")…
“If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door”
"If it doesn't open, it's not your door" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "It is only a door. If it doesn't open, it is not your door.…
“If it doesn’t say ‘Texas,’ it’s not Texas Roadhouse” (restaurant slogan)
The slogan of the Texas Roadhouse restaurant since 2001 is: "If it doesn't say 'Texas,' it's not Texas Roadhouse." The irony is that the restaurant chain began in 1993…
“If it don’t apply, let it fly” (“If it doesn’t apply, let it fly”)
"If it don't apply, let it fly" ("If it doesn't apply, let it fly") is an expression that has been printed on several images. The saying means to let go things that…
“If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!”
"If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If it fits in a toaster I can cook it" was posted on Twitter by heather…
“If it flies, floats or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent it”
“If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don’t buy it," said the character Tommy Earl Bruner in Dan Jenkins' novel, Baja Oklahoma (1981). The saying means that owning an airplane or a…
“If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on”
"If it gets any hotter, I'll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on" was printed in the yahoo! news article "Things Southerners Say When It's Hot" by Valerie…
“If it goes right, it’s a slice. If it goes left, it’s a hook” (golf saying)
"If it goes right, it's a slice. If it goes left, it's a hook. If it goes straight, it's a miracle" is a jocular golf saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“If it grows like a weed, it probably is one” (financial proverb)
"If it grows like a weed, it probably is one" is a gardening proverb, but it's also a financial proverb. If there is a large growth of financial activity in one area, it's…
“If it grows together, it goes together” (food and wine adage)
"It it grows together, it goes together" is a philosophy or wine and food pairings. Food and wine from a certain region (and from a certain season) should be served together, according to…
“If it grows, it will stick you; If it crawls, it will bite you”
"If it grows, it will stick you; if it crawls, it will bite you" has appeared on internet joke lists from the early 2000s. The saying is attributed to the Texas way of life, but the…
“If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it”
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If you have ties or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it" (also, "If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble"…