“Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
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“Is that a custard or a meringue?”/“You’re not wrong. It’s a custard.”
A joke about the Scottish accent is: SCOTSMAN (at a bakery): Is that a custard or a meringue?ENGLISHMAN: You’re not wrong. It’s a custard. "Or a meringue?" sounds like "Or am I…
“Is that coffee I smell?”/“It is, and you do.”
A coffee joke has been printed on an image, and this form was printed in Radio Life on February 23, 1947: Husband (coming down the stairs): Dear, is that coffee I smell?Wife: It is...and you do!…
“Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?”
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
“Is that you or the beer talking?” (joke)
A popular beer joke has a couple together at a pub. "I love you," says the man. "Is that you or the beer talking?" asks the woman. "It's me talking to the beer,"…
“Is that you or the wine talking?” (joke)
A popular wine joke has a couple together, sharing wine. "I love you," says the woman. "Is that you or the wine talking?" asks the man. "It's me talking to the…
“Is the left called the left because they are never right?”
"You know why the Dems are called the left? Because they are never right" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv on June 16, 2005. The saying has been said many times, usually slightly…
“Is the sex offender registry where sex offenders sign up for gifts?”
There is a very big difference between a bridal registry and a sex offender registry. "Is the sex offender registry where sex offenders sign up for gifts?" was posted on Twitter on May…
“Is the Sunday after Black Friday known as Black Sabbath?”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes”
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…
“Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?” (lawyer joke)
One of the oldest of lawyer jokes is about the criminal lawyer. A stranger comes into a place and asks, "Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?" One citizen replies, "Yes, but…
“Is there a such thing as a pasta fetish and if so please tell me it’s called fetishini alfredo”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that logic only apply to global warming?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that only work for climate change?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
“Is there an afterlife? Touch my car and find out”
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
“Is there any company whose phone options haven’t changed?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Is there baseball in heaven?” (joke)
A baseball joke has two old men make a pact for the first one to die to inform the other if there's baseball in heaven. "I've got some good news and some bad news," said the…
“Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?”
"Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?" was…
“Is there ever a time when customer service is not experiencing ‘high call volume’?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out” (bumper sticker)
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…