“I’m ready to stop complaining about winter and start complaining about summer”
"I've been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat" (or "I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat") is a spring saying that…
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“I’m really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit. I’ve already given the bird to lots of people”
"I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit. I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The…
“I’m really glad they made the Children’s Aid Society” (Children’s Aid Society jingle)
"I'm really glad they made the Children's Aid Society" is the popular jingle, available for listening on the Society's website. The Children's Aid Society began in New…
“I’m really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans”
"I'm really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Yeah I do Crossfit.... I CROSS my…
“I’m really looking forward to the Autumn Olympics, particularly the Men’s Raking”
There are Summer Olympic Games and Winter Olympic Games, but nothing for autumn. Many people have suggested events (jokingly) that could be in an Autumn Olympics, such as bobbing for apples,…
“I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks”
A "smoking patch" is to stop smoking. A "vegetable patch" isn't to stop eating vegetables, but there are jokes. "I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch.…
“I’m really sick and tired of food having calories”
"I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm really sick and tired of food having calories"…
“I’m really tired of eating the same shit, but ain’t no new animals coming out”
"I'm really tired of eating the same shit, but ain't no new animals coming out" was posted on X/Twitter by Musically_Inclined on March 28, 2017. "I'm really tired of…
“I’m really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I’m really glad you can see 92 miles…”
LED headlamps on cars can annoy other drivers. This was posted on Twitter by k i r b y on December 5, 2018, and received over 213,600 likes: "I'm really tired of the LED headlights on…
“I’m really upset because I got my doctor’s test results. Turns out I’m not gonna be a doctor”
"Doctor's test results" can mean a doctor's test results on a patient, or test results to become a doctor. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 6, 2015:…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick’s Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear”
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear” (St. Patrick’s Day)
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’m retired. Every day is Saturday”
"I'm retired. Every day is Saturday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Every Day is Saturday (1934) was the title of a collection of essays from The New Yorker…
“I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today”
"I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today" (or "I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again") is a jocular saying that has…
“I’m rubber and you’re glue. She’s tape. He’s a stapler. All my friends are office supplies”
"I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you" is a children's saying about insults. "Markydoodoo" posted a different version of…
“I’m running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness”
"I'm running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness" was posted on Twitter by thotrey hepurn on February 16, 2017. That is, the lazy person is barely moving at all, just…
“I’m running on coffee and bad decisions”
"I run on coffee and bad decisions" (or "I'm running on coffee and bad decisions") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm tired as hell,…
“I’m running out of unproductive things to do at work”
"I'm running out of unproductive things to do at work" is a jocular statement that has been printed on a Rottenecard. "I'm running out of unproductive things to do at…
“I’m seeing way too many plus size vegans… ARE Y’ALL FRYING THE LETTUCE?”
"I'm seeing way too many plus size vegans... ARE Y'ALL FRYING THE LETTUCE?" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'M SEEING WAY TOO MANY PLUS SIZE VEGANS.…
“I’m selling my theremin… I haven’t touched it in years”
The theremin is a musical instrument that's played without physical contact. A classic joke is: "I'm thinking of selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years."…