“If avocados and tomatoes are fruits, then guacamole is fruit salad”

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If avocados and tomatoes are fruits, then guacamole is fruit salad.
submitted February 17, 2017 by goatcoat
 
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Avocados are fruits. Tomatoes are fruits. Therefore Guacamole is fruit salad.
submitted September 5, 2018 by supermav27