“If anyone is shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If anyone…
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“If anyone needs copies of Osteopath Monthly, I have back issues”
There have been several magazine puns on the term “back issues.” "I've been getting the periodical Osteopath weekly for years. I have a lot of back issues" was posted on Twitter…
“If anyone tells you your dreams are silly, there’s a millionaire who invented the pool noodle”
"If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the Pool Noodle" is a jocular line that has been printed on several…
“If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness”
"I'm running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness" was posted on Twitter by thotrey hepurn on February 16, 2017. That is, the lazy person is barely moving at all, just…
“If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
“If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
“If anything on the internet offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy”
"If anything I post offends you, blame your parents for raising a little bitch" and "If anything I post on my page offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy" are…
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” (joke)
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb that dates to the 16th century. A popular Thanksgiving joke is: Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?A:…
“If artists wear Sketchers, do linguists wear Converse?”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport”
"If assholes/idiots could fly, this place would be an airport" is a saying that has been printed on many images The saying reflects many workers' opinions of their workplaces.…
“If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport”
"If assholes/idiots could fly, this place would be an airport" is a saying that has been printed on many images The saying reflects many workers' opinions of their workplaces.…
“If astrology isn’t real, then why is every girl born between January and December evil”
"If astrology isn’t real, then why is every man born between January and December evil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker is using astrology for…
“If astrology isn’t real, then why is every man born between January and December evil”
"If astrology isn’t real, then why is every man born between January and December evil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker is using astrology for…
“If astrology isn’t real, then why is every woman born between January and December evil”
"If astrology isn’t real, then why is every man born between January and December evil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker is using astrology for…
“If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, call dad”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, drink whisky. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…