“I wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
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“I wish it would rain—not for me cuz I’ve seen it, but for my 7-year-old”
Texas has many heat jokes. "I wish it would rain -- not so much for me, because I've seen it, but for my seven-year-old" is an old joke that dates from at least the 1940s. Google…
“I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket”
"I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since 2011 and is of uncertain…
“I wish my wallet came with free refills”
"I wish my wallet came with free refills" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. " I would like it if my wallet had free refills like my slurpee cup" was…
“I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills”
"Out of sight, out of mind" is an old proverb. "I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills" is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "'Out…
“I wish people randomly offered me weed as often as middle school health classes said they would”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Hendri32 August 5, 2016I wish people randomly offered me weed as often as middle school health classes said they would FacebookMore Crazy…
“I wish people were as passionate about regulating their government…”
"I wish people were as passionate about regulating their government as they are about regulating their neighbors" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish people…
“I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them”
"I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, they are not money bags. "Wish the bags under my eyes had money in…
“I wish the coronavirus had started in Las Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is a famous slogan of Las Vegas, Nevada. Many people joked that the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic should have originated in Las Vegas for this…
“I wish the dollar store sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish the dollar store would sell gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish the government would just ban itself”
"I wish the government would just ban itself" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. On the American animated sitcom King of the Hill, the episode…
“I wish the liquor store had a rewards program”
Many people wish that liquor stores had rewards programs, like many other retail stores. Some liquor stores do have such programs. "I wish this liquor store by my apt had a rewards program.…
“I wish there was a chess player named Richard. Everything he does would be a Dick move”
A "dick move" is a contemptibly cruel or selfish action. It doesn't involve a "dick" making a chess move, but there have been several jokes. "Penis-shaped figures on a…
“I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence”
A popular joke about television's "brightness" knob was given by the comedian Gallagher: "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob…
“I wish this Sunday coffee had another weekend in it”
"I wish this Sunday coffee had another weekend in it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'I wish this Sunday coffee had another weekend in it.'…
“I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance”
"I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think travel therapy and vacation ought to be covered by health…
“I wish we could donate body fat to those in need”
"I wish we could donate body fat to those in need" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think it should be possible for people to donate excess body fat to those in…
“I wish we could donate bodyfat to those in need”
"I wish we could donate body fat to those in need" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think it should be possible for people to donate excess body fat to those in…
“I woke up this morning and realized I don’t have what it takes to sit back and be average”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 15 October 2017, Journal-Gazette (Fort Wayne, IN), "Lead On: Authors shed light as bosses have their day," pg. H2:Here's a few sayings that surfaced on…