“I think it’s neat to order whisky, no ice”
A "neat" alcoholic drink is one that is poured straight in the glass -- without ice or anything else. "Know what's neat? no ice" was posted on Twitter on June 12, 2009.…
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“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly”
The game of Monopoly has been published by Parker Brothers -- and only Parker Brothers -- since 1935. A popular joke is: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game…
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly”
The game of Monopoly has been published by Parker Brothers -- and only Parker Brothers -- since 1935. A popular joke is: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game…
“I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink water, wipe their ass, and wash hands”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to panic buying of water and toilet paper, and to constant messages about washing hands. "I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink…
“I think my ‘check liver’ light is going to come on soon”
Cars have a "check engine" light. People do not have a "check liver" light to see if it can handle more alcohol, but there are jokes. "Check liver light" has been…
“I think my cat might be a communist. He won’t shut up about Mao”
Mao Zedong should now be confused with "meow" (what a cat says), but there are jokes. "They fear the cat is a Communist, however, pointing out, 'He's a meow-ist'"…
“I think my coworkers are gay. Every time I walk by they mumble, ‘What an ass!’”
"RT @Gotham3: I believe my colleagues are gay. Whenever I walk past them, I can overhear them saying 'What an Ass'" was posted on Twitter by Nkululeko Lee-Brinn Suikerbossie on…
“I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work”
"I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I keep pushing the 'home'…
“I think my math teacher works for the CIA. He always wants to put radicals in isolation”
A math joke about "radicals" is: "I think my math teacher works for the CIA. He always wants to put radicals in isolation." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 11,…
“I think my patience is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it”
"I think my patience is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas”
"I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Boldomatic on June 20, 2013.…
“I think my smart phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at school”
"I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I keep pushing the 'home'…
“I think my smartphone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work”
"I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I keep pushing the 'home'…
“I think my soulmate might be carbs”
"I think my soulmate might be carbs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Katie Kaleidoscope on December 5, 2013,…
“I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York”
"I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York" is a jocular line that is similar to other lines used about other "new" places, including "New…
“I think of Wednesday as the middle finger of the work week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“I think outside is low on Freon”
"I think outside is low on Freon" -- that is, it's hot -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It must be 'Low on Freon' outside? #Hot!…
“I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it”
"Humidity" shouldn't be confused with "humility." A joke was posted on Twitter by Nick on August 7, 2013: "People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the…
“I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place”
"I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Kalen Dion on February 27,…
“I think someone’s been watering down my whiskey, but I don’t have the proof”
A joke about alcohol proof was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on February 24, 2021: "I think someone's been Watering down my Whiskey but I don't have the Proof." Wikipedia:…