“I saw a bumper sticker saying ‘I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal’”
“Saw a bumper sticker: ‘I am a Veterinarian, that’s why I drive like an animal’.Wonder what the sticker on a Gynecologist’s car would say?” was posted on Twitter by Chris Brewer on May 24, 2013.
“I saw a bumper sticker that said ‘I’m a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!’ I now realize how many proctologists are on the road” was posted on Twitter by Greg Ledet on May 11, 2015. That is, the proctologist “drives like an asshole.”
The joke has been printed on many images.
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Chris Brewer
@thebrewersdroop
Saw a bumper sticker: ‘I am a Veterinarian, that’s why I drive like an animal’.Wonder what the sticker on a Gynecologist’s car would say?”
9:39 AM · May 24, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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December 24, 2013 ·
I saw a Van today with a Bumper Sticker saying, “I am a Veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an Animal.”
Then I realised just how many Gynecologists there were on the road…!
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Jodie
@JodieJo40366682
Saw a sticker on a car saying ‘I’m a veterinarian so I drive like an animal’ then I realised there are a lot of gynaecologists on the road..
11:45 AM · Jul 9, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Prime Minxister Scarlett Sass
@_KinkyMinxy
I saw a Bumper sticker saying, ‘I’m a Veterinarian therefore I can drive like an Animal.’
Then I realised how many Gynaecologists drive!
12:42 PM · Aug 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Rick Wright
December 6, 2014 ·
I saw a Van today with a Bumper Sticker saying, “I am a Veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an Animal.”
Then I realised just how many Gynecologists there were on the road…
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Greg Ledet
@GregLedet
I saw a bumper sticker that said “I’m a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!” I now realize how many proctologists are on the road.
6:31 PM · May 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Flag of Scotland
@seeninthedeen
Saw a car with a sticker on “I am a veterinarian, thus I can drive like an animal”.
Realised how many gynaecologists there were on the road.
10:06 AM · Oct 16, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 23, 2017
I saw a car with a sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore, I can drive like an animal”…
Suddenly, I realized how many gynecologists there are on the road…
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Wink Winkle!
April 13, 2017 ·
I saw a bumper sticker today that read “My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!” I suddenly realized how many how many proctologists are on the road.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/raydeep August 26, 2017
Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, “I’m a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”
It was at that moment that I suddenly realized just how many gynecologists there are on the roads.
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Eve Irving/
@EveIrving69
Today I saw a bumper sticker saying
“I’m a veterinarian therefore I drive like an animal”
Suddenly it dawned on me how many gynaecologists there are on the roads
9:49 AM · Jun 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cheferlicious July 14, 2019
I saw a bumper sticker saying
Im a vet so i can drive like an animal’ suddenly i realized how many gynecologists are on the road.
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Daniel
@BOWTIE_00
I saw a bumper sticker saying ” I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal.” Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
3:19 PM · Jun 10, 2020·Twitter for Android