“Everyone who confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead”
"Correlation does not imply causation" is a popular phase. "Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying" (also "Everyone who confuses…
Alphebetical for "e"
“Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic…”
"Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like 'Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare'" is a coffee joke…
“Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot”
"Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot" -- that is, take your foot off the gas pedal -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. "All in favor of…
“Everyone who’s for abortion has already been born”
"Everyone who'e for abortion as already been born," said Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) in a September 1980 presidential debate. "It's a funny thing, but all those people who…
“Everything ‘free’ is paid for by someone who works”
"Everything 'free' is paid for by someone who works" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want the government to give them "free" stuff.…
“Everything bagel seasoning is the stripper glitter of the culinary world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are just glitter bombs for your kitchen”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the breakfast world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the food world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything becomes a lesson when you’re open to learn”
"Everything becomes a lesson when you're open to learn" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by The Golden Mirror on…
“Everything but the kitchen sink” (Jahn’s “Kitchen Sink” dessert)
"Everything but the kitchen sink" (from the earlier "Everything but the kitchen stove") is an expression that means absolutely everything (except one, such as a sink or stove…
“Everything but the kitchen stove”
"Everything but the kitchen stove" is an expression that means absolutely everything (except one, such as a sink or stove that is attached to the house). The New York (NY) Herald…
“Everything but the oink”
Hog packing houses have prided themselves about using almost all of the animal -- "everything but the oink." The phrase "everything but the squeal" dates to about the 1860s.…
“Everything but the squeal”
"Everything but the squeal" is a term used at hog packing houses to indicate that almost nothing of the animal goes to waste. The term dates from about the 1860s and is still used. A…
“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits”
"All things come to him who waits" was a popular proverb in the 19th century and is now popularly written as "good things come to those who wait." "Everything comes to him…
“Everything for summer is canceled. May as well just put up the Christmas tree and call it a year”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns and many cancellations, including, according to some people, the season of summer. "4th day of quarantine and I already want to put up…
“Everything happens for a Riesling”
"Everything happens for a Riesling" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Riesling" might sound a bit like "reason." "'Everything happens…
“Everything I cook turns to shit”
Reddit -- OnelinersPosted by u/jsradford April 25, 2021Everything I cook turns to shit
“Everything I don’t like must be banned. Everything I do like is a human right…”
"Everything I don't like must be banned. Everything I (do) like is a human right and must be paid for by others" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything…