“Everyone looks good in shorts” (football adage)
Football players wear shorts for light practices, without hitting. "Everyone looks good in shorts" means that players can't be properly evaluated during these light practices.…
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“Everyone loves Clubhouse, the app that says ‘this email could’ve been a meeting’”
Many employees who are dragged into a meeting by a boss later lament that "this meeting could have been an email." Sometimes, however, people desire a meeting over an email, especially so…
“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat/tiger to bring him back to reality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Every man needs two…
“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a tiger to bring him back to reality”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat/tiger to bring him back to reality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Every man needs two…
“Everyone reads the false report and no one reads the correction”
"As the journalism adage goes, everyone reads the false report and no one reads the correction" was cited in print in July 2013. Newspapers, when they do publish corrections, usually…
“Everyone says I talk too much and should get help, so I started attending On & On Anon meetings”
Alcoholics Anonymous is sometimes called "Al-Anon or "Anon." There are other "Anon" groups. "@realDonaldTrump needs to go to an On & On Anon meeting. It's a…
“Everyone says they’re a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone should be able to film one family Thanksgiving they can show to people to explain why they’re the way they are”
Few things show family dysfunction like Thanksgiving. This was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on November 28, 2024, and it received over 1,400 likes: "everyone should be able to film one…
“Everyone should believe in something—I believe I’ll have another drink”
"Well, a man's got to believe something, and I believe I'll have another drink," is a line in Peter de Vries's book, The Vale of Laughter (1967). The saying is often given…
“Everyone talks about being a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone talks about orange being a color and a fruit, but nobody talks about peach for the same reason”
Orange is both a color and a fruit. However, an orange is not the only fruit that is also a color. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 23, 2019: "Everyone talks about orange…
“Everyone thinks politicians are corrupt, except the ones they vote for”
"Everyone thinks politicians are corrupt, except the ones they vote for" (or "Every politician is corrupt except mine" or "Every Congressman is corrupt except mine")…
“Everyone thinks they are an expert in education because they went to school”
"Everyone thinks they are an expert in education because they went to school" is a saying of unknown authorship. "It is as if everyone is an expert in education because everyone has…
“Everyone wants happiness. No one wants pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain”
"Everyone/Everybody wants happiness. No one/Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain" is a rhyming verse that has been printed on many images. The…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot stuff”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot things”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be black until the cops show up”
"Everyone wants to be black until the cops show up" is a popular saying meaning that black culture is accepted by whites, but whites wouldn't like the part where racist cops show up.…
“Everyone who confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead”
"Correlation does not imply causation" is a popular phase. "Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying" (also "Everyone who confuses…
“Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic…”
"Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like 'Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare'" is a coffee joke…