“Give him someone else’s fish and he’ll vote for you”
Entry in progress -- BP “Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; give a man a welfare check and he’ll vote for a Democrat” is a related saying. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for about 30 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones”
"Great minds think alike" is an old proverb. "Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ah, well great…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for approximately 34 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid minds”
"Great minds think alike" is an old proverb. "Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ah, well great…
“Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“My bills ain’t even bills no more. They grown. I call them Williams”
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…
“I don’t care what day it is. It’s early… I’m grumpy… I want coffee”
"I don't care what day it is. It's early... I'm grumpy... I want coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually applies to a Saturday morning…
“My wife asked me what the female version of the ‘man cave’ was. I told her the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!”
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
“The female equivalent of the man cave is the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“I can always remove my tin foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“The only bottomless brunch I’ve had is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“Bleecker Street is not located midway between Bleeck Street and Bleeckest Street”
Bleecker Street, in Manhattan, is named after the Bleecker family that once had a farm there. There is no Bleeck Street or Bleeckest Street, but there are jokes. "NYC tip: It turns out that…
“2-step verification implies the existence of cha cha verification”
Sometimes authentication/verification involves several steps, such as "two-factor authentication" or "2-step verification." This has nothing to do with the "two-step"…
“The term ‘street tacos’ implies the existence of park, vert, slalom, and downhill tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“Street tacos implies the existence of boulevard burritos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“Street tacos imply the existence of ballroom tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…
“The term ‘street tacos’ implies the existence of off-road tacos”
The taco is a popular Mexican street food, and many American restaurants and food trucks serve "street tacos." There have been several jokes on this "street" name. "Street…