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There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes—but there are jokes about this.

“There’s a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes” was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on April 5, 2018. “Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising” was posted on Twitter by That Blair Guy on April 16, 2020.

“I asked my friend if she wanted some scalloped potatoes to which she responded, ‘i don’t eat seafood.’ #idiot” was posted on Twitter by undisclosed on February 16, 2010. “She passed on the scalloped potatoes because, ‘I don’t like seafood.’ It was at that moment where I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me” was posted on Twitter by MMMMMMark on November 24, 2019. (This account is no longer on Twitter and the original tweet is no longer available.)

Wikipedia: Scallop
Scallop (/ˈskɒləp, ˈskæləp/) is a common name that encompasses various species of marine bivalve mollusks in the taxonomic family Pectinidae, the scallops. However, the common name “scallop” is also sometimes applied to species in other closely related families within the superfamily Pectinoidea, which also includes the thorny oysters.

Wikipedia: Gratin
Potatoes gratiné
Potatoes gratiné is one of the most common of gratins and is known by various names including “gratin potatoes” and “Gratin de pommes de terre”. Slices of boiled potato are put in a buttered fireproof dish, sprinkled with cheese and browned in the oven or under the grill (broiler). They may also be baked under a steamed crust of potatoes. In North America, the dish is referred to variously as funeral potatoes, potatoes au gratin, scalloped potatoes, or au gratin potatoes. In French-speaking Canada, the dish is referred to as patates au gratin. Australians and New Zealanders refer to it as scalloped potatoes or potato bake. In North America, traditionally au gratin potatoes include cheese and scalloped potatoes do not, but this classic differentiation has been lost to time.

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undisclosed
@theidiotplague
I asked my friend if she wanted some scalloped potatoes to which she responded, “i don’t eat seafood.” #idiot
5:57 PM · Feb 16, 2010

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Marcus P. Nevius
@Marcneev
RT @LordOfJustice: I always dig into the scalloped potatoes, but am constantly disappointed in the lack of seafood in it. 12:26 PM · Apr 4, 2010

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Emily&Alyson
@shizsisterssay
aj talking about liking seafood and turns to aly: “what seafood do you like?”..aly: “well my mom makes scalloped potatoes that i like”
12:01 PM · Dec 19, 2010

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Carina Olarte
@Carina_Babyy
“Babe, you can’t have these!!! Scalloped potatoes have seafood in it!” -@B_Yeezy
Bub, you are the cutest EVER <3

8:01 PM · Dec 24, 2011

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Sarah Roach
@SarahAnn017
“The only seafood I’ve ever had was scalloped potatoes” #smart #decktalk
12:15 AM · Dec 15, 2012

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TUMS
@TUMSOfficial
Someone offered us scalloped potatoes, we didn’t want any seafood though. #GettingItWrong
1:30 PM · May 7, 2013

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Logan 🧀
@lowgyy
“You like scalloped potatoes?”
“Nah, I’m allergic to seafood.”
😂
5:17 PM · Mar 2, 2014

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Peter
@PeterSchrama
Lifetime memory quote from my youngest daughter! “The only seafood I like is Scalloped potatoes”
10:01 PM · Jul 3, 2014

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Patience Zero
@dat_ol_pat
Bet you don’t eat scalloped potatoes because ya don’t eat seafood..#DitzyBitch
8:07 PM · Feb 2, 2015

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Claire Hardison
@ClarrFoxx
“I love scalloped potatoes, but don’t eat seafood.”
11:36 PM · Mar 18, 2015

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Big Ken
@iGot_dreadz
Scalloped potatoes doesn’t contain seafood. I didn’t know that
8:02 PM · Jan 6, 2016

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Angie Calabrese
@angcalabrese
He wouldn’t eat Scalloped Potatoes because He didn’t eat seafood. #BadReasonsToBreakUp
3:43 PM · Jun 20, 2016 from Kansas, USA

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Emmy Jaye
@ThingsEmJayeSay
I don’t want any scalloped potatoes, I’m not in the mood for seafood tonight.
8:04 PM · Jan 16, 2017

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Eat24
@Eat24
There’s a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes.
3:26 PM · Apr 5, 2018

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Noothaniel Noothouse
@n8tegr8
Scalloped potatoes are such a weird concept
Like it’s just potatoes but we slice em so we can pretend we are having seafood
11:33 PM · Dec 23, 2018

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Andrew Mitchell
@andrewrmitchell
remembering the kid who worked with me in a camp kitchen one summer who made scalloped potatoes…from scratch.
“Aren’t you going to have some?” I asked him as everyone else ate.
“Can’t,” he said matter-of-factly. “I’m allergic to seafood.”
Still don’t know if he was serious.
8:51 PM · Jun 11, 2019

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Bnastty69
@bnastty69
“She passed on the scalloped potatoes because, “I don’t really like seafood.” It was at this moment that I knew, she was dumb enough to sleep with me” 😂😂😂😂😂
5:14 PM · Nov 27, 2019

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QwazyQuokka
@Girlie4
She passed on the scalloped potatoes because “I don’t really like seafood.” It was at that moment where I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me. 🤗
9:33 PM · Nov 27, 2019

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Harry without the Henderson’s🌹
@right_found
She said she didn’t eat scalloped potatoes because she didn’t like seafood. It was at this moment I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me
1:28 AM · Dec 2, 2019

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High hopes
by knightinshiningarmani via iPhone Dec 4 2019
(The following tweet is no longer on Twitter
MMMMMMark
@Eightinchgoat
She passed on the scalloped potatoes
because, “I don’t like seafood.” It was
at that moment where I knew she was dumb
enough to sleep with me.
3:13 PM - 24 Nov. 2019

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LinxGT
@Linxgt
She said “I don’t want any scalloped potatoes.” When I asked why she replied “I don’t really like seafood” it was at that moment I realized she was dumb enough to sleep with me
1:10 PM · Feb 1, 2020

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That Blair Guy
@ThatBlairGuy
Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising.
10:14 PM · Apr 16, 2020

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Bryan
@GuapoCova
The homie thought he was having seafood when we said scalloped potatoes
9:47 PM · Nov 5, 2020

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Little Stevie On The Prairie
@StevieOakley
He passed on the Scalloped Potatoes because “I don’t really like Seafood” and it was at that moment I knew he was dumb enough to sleep with me..
8:37 AM · Nov 21, 2020

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A. W. C.
@at_Wiederkehr
Scalloped potatoes is a seafood dish and nobody can change my mind.
6:53 PM · Jan 1, 2021

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Ken Stachnik
@KenStachnik
Scalloped potatoes don’t even taste like seafood
3:45 PM · Jul 10, 2021

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WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
The waiter asked her if she’d like scalloped potatoes she replied “no thankyou I don’t like seafood”
It was at that point I realised she maybe just dumb enough to sleep with me.
2:03 AM · Aug 6, 2021

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TexasSloopy
@SloopyTexas
There is no seafood involved in scalloped potatoes.
9:01 AM · Nov 24, 2021

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☆☆#IMSOAWESOME ☆☆
@IMAWESOME_FADED
She passed on the scalloped potatoes because, “I don’t really like seafood.” It was at that moment where I one she was dumb enough to sleep with me
12:07 AM · Feb 19, 2022

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Marc Anger
@SJMarc7
@DadJokeMan
When she refused the scalloped potatoes “because I don’t like seafood” was the moment I realised she was dumb enough to sleep with me.
8:14 AM · Nov 17, 2022

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
She passed on the scalloped potatoes because. “I don’t really like seafood.” It was at that moment when I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me.
7:03 PM · Dec 7, 2022