“Kale is so versatile… it literally fits into any size trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile. You can add it to pretty much any dish if you’re looking to ruin it”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“The five-second rule doesn’t apply to M&M’s because they have an exoskeleton”
"@mmschocolate have an exoskeleton, like an insect. @twix have an endoskeleton, like a human. @reeses cups have no skeleton, like a slug. Enjoy!" was posted on Twitter by Billy Goldfang…
“Don’t want the neighbors thinking I’m rich… so I turned a few lights off”
"Don’t want the neighbours thinking I’m rich.. so I turned a few lights off.. #tuesdaytitters" was posted on Twitter by Paul Kelly on October 18, 2022. Electric bills shot up in price…
“Your mama is the reason this town is called The Big Easy” (“yo mama” joke)
"Big Easy" is a popular nickname of New Orleans, Louisiana. The term is also sometimes used as a "yo mama" joke. "I am now in the Big Easy and this time I don't mean…
“Kale is so versatile”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying…”
Some people order a lot from an online service such as Amazon.com. This was posted on Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on October 14, 2022: "I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon,…
“Cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die”
"plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die" was posted on Twitter by @01000010inary on April 14, 2020. The tweet went viral and received over 449,200 likes.…
“Plants really be like ‘I’m not feeling dis dirt’ and die”
"plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die" was posted on Twitter by @01000010inary on April 14, 2020. The tweet went viral and received over 449,200 likes.…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of vodka”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of wine”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
Erb City (New Orleans nickname)
The Angolite is an inmate-edited publication of the Louisiana State Penitentiary (Angola, LA). From 1954 until 1961, the publication called New Orleans "Erb City" and a New Orleans…
“Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time”
There is a popular "Confucius say" toilet joke. "Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on February 6, 1992.…
“Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time”
There is a popular "Confucius say" toilet joke. "Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on February 6, 1992.…
“I’ve struggled with timekeeping since I don’t know when”
"I've struggled with timekeeping since I don't know when" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by 3AM on March 21, 2020. "I've struggled with timekeeping since I…
“Groom dogs, not kids”
"Groom dogs, not kids" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Media Matters for AmericaOn Fox News, a “concerned uncle” says “groom dogs, not kids” on behalf of “Gays…
“Coworker: Why do you call everyone ‘fucker’? Me: It’s gender neutral.”
"Coworker: Why do you call everyone 'fucker'? Me: It's gender neutral" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Coworker: Why do you call everyone…