“Nope. Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
"Nope. Not feelin' this whole Monday thing" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "not feeling this whole…
“Don’t park too close. I’m fat” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't park too close. I'm fat" is a car sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Fat. So Don't Park CLOSE!!!!!!" (shown on a car…
“If I heard the Mario coin sound whenever I completed a task, maybe I’d accomplish more”
The "Mario coin sound" is familiar to Mario video gamers. They hear that sound when a task is successfully accomplished. "if i heard the mario coin sound whenever i completed a task…
“Tricks or treats, money or eats!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat" is sometimes extended to the rhyme, "Tricks or treats, money or eats!" Used less frequently is the singular, "Trick or treat, money or eats!"…
“Survival Tip: If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax collector will be there shortly”
"Survival Tip: If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax collector will be there shortly" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. Tax collectors do not miss taxing…
“The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. One who reads the Bible…”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“He who reads the newspaper knows what’s going on in the world. He who reads the Bible knows why”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“Fall is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off at night, then…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“September is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Trick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Twick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“Why did the bird chirp at the trick-or-treaters?”/“Because he thought they wanted tweets!”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds give out on Halloween?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“A dog may be your best friend, but they won’t pick you up at the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
“Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property”
"Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "#Anarchism Is The Revolutionary Idea That You Are Not State…
“What do you call 6.02 * 10^23 butts?”/“Molasses.”
"Molasses" is not "mole" + "asses," but there are jokes. "What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2016.…
“Watermelons are 92% water which means they’re only 8% melon”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…
“Please help me I’m trapped. In a Haiku factory. Save me before they”
A haiku joke has been printed on many images: "help me, i am trappedin a haiku factorysave me, before they" The haiku was posted on tumblr by r0wdyruff in December 2012. "Help!…