“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard”

“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard” is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes “Judgmental” is given the spelling “judgemental.” Authorship is unknown.
       
“Letter to santa: dear santa- I’m writing to let you know that i’ve been naughty…and it was worth it! You fat judgemental bastard. LMAO” was posted on Twitter by Terbearblu on December 3, 2008. ” Dear Santa, Im writing 2 let u know that I have been naughty, & it was worth it… U fat judgmental bastard” was posted on Twitter by DearRobot on December 12, 2008. ” Dear santa i’m writing to tell you that i’ve been naughty. . . And it was worth it. You fat judgemental bastard” was posted on Twitter by DearRobot on May 19, 2009. “Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty… and it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard!” was posted on Twitter by Jen on November 13, 2009.
     
“Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty… And it was worth it, you fat judgmental bastard. #someecards” was posted on Twitter by Kiskolee on December 21, 2011.
 
     
Twitter
Terbearblu
@Terbearblu
Letter to santa: dear santa- I’m writing to let you know that i’ve been naughty…and it was worth it! You fat judgemental bastard. LMAO
6:46 PM · Dec 3, 2008
 
Twitter
DearRobot
@DearRobot
(@stephlambert) Dear Santa, Im writing 2 let u know that I have been naughty, & it was worth it… U fat judgmental bastard.  Haha oh fo ...
2:54 PM · Dec 12, 2008
   
Twitter
DearRobot
@DearRobot
(@cherylharrison) Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty this year. And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
9:10 PM · Dec 14, 2008
     
Twitter
DearRobot
@DearRobot
(@Kitsune_the_gr8) Dear santa i’m writing to tell you that i’ve been naughty. . . And it was worth it. You fat judgemental bastard.
9:04 AM · May 19, 2009
   
Twitter
Wendy M
@witchyangel11
Another gem from @DearRobot Dear santa i’m writing to tell you that i’ve been naughty…And it was worth it. You fat judgemental bastard.
5:57 PM · May 19, 2009
 
Twitter
Jen
@sideboobicorn
Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty… and it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard!
9:19 PM · Nov 13, 2009
     
Twitter
hailey thurman
@hayhayhailey
dear santa, I’m writing early to let you know that I’ve been naughty…and it was WORTH IT. you fat, judgemental, bastard.
2:14 PM · Nov 26, 2009
 
Twitter
Sa Da Tay
@MY_CUH
hilarious—>RT @Anth0DotCom Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard!!
5:53 PM · Dec 1, 2009
   
Twitter
Stinky Wizzleteats
@Mummified
Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been very naughty this year, & it was worth it you fat, judgmental Bastard !
12:44 PM · Dec 2, 2009
   
Twitter
B E N J I I R V I N G
@BenjiIrving
RT @LucasLascivious: Dear Santa, yes, I’ve been bad a few times this year, but it was worth it… you fat judgmental bastard.
3:06 PM · Dec 2, 2009
   
Twitter
stephanie kelly
@thekellyclan
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
2:28 PM · Dec 4, 2009
 
Twitter
Johnny 
@hellojohnny_
Dear Santa, I’ve been a naughty boy all year long, and it was worth it you judgmental fat bastard! ahhaha!
11:20 PM · Nov 26, 2011
   
Twitter
Kiskolee
@Kiskolee
Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty… And it was worth it, you fat judgmental bastard. #someecards
11:23 AM · Dec 21, 2011
 
Newspapers.com
24 December 2011, Honolulu (HI) Star-Advertiser, “Some words of ‘wisdom’ go better with strong nog” by David Shapiro, pg. A2, col. 2:
Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty ... and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard.”—Unknown
           
Twitter
Julius is trending
@Im_Julius
You fat, judgmental bastard!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
dear santa,
yeah,
I was naughty
this year.
and it was worth it
you fat
judgmental
bastard.
10:36 AM · Nov 21, 2012
 
Twitter
𝕤 𝕠 𝕜 𝕪🐾
@sokyshipn
you fat judgmental bastard.
(The following text is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know
that I’ve been
naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental
bastard.
6:59 PM · Dec 9, 2012
 
Twitter
Ruth Abril
@IcanbeRuth
Santa: fat, judgmental bastard!
(The following text is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you
know that I’ve been
naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental
bastard.
6:01 AM · Dec 13, 2012
 
Twitter   
idiots
@idiotsdoingshit
Dear Santa, yea I was naughty this year…and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard.
12:45 AM · Dec 25, 2012
   
Twitter
Cloyd Rivers
@CloydRivers
Dear Santa, I just want you to know I’ve been naughty. And it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard. Merica.
10:10 PM · Dec 21, 2013
 
Twitter
D
@Waffle__Master
Fat, judgmental bastard.
(The following text is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know
that I’ve been
naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental
bastard.
10:27 PM · Dec 25, 2013
 
Twitter
Phyllisha
@bloom_2014
Well yeah you fat judgmental bastard 😊))) 😂😂😂
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
dear santa,
yeah,
I was naughty
this year.
and it was worth it
you fat
judgmental
bastard.
12:13 AM · Dec 28, 2013
 
Twitter
Cherie Ann
@cbear1256
Dear Santa,
I’ve been naughty all year and it was worth it, You judgmental fat bastard.. BTW.. I ate your cookies..
Management..
8:05 PM · Dec 24, 2018
 
Twitter
🌪☠️$haunH☠️🌪
@Holmzie67
Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty all year long, and it was worth it you judgemental fat bastard!
7:19 AM · Nov 27, 2019