“Crazy how cooking used to save money… Now it don’t even matter”
"Crazy how cookin used to save money.. Now it don’t even matter" was posted on Facebook by Ronnel Moore on May 26, 2023, and this received over 113,000 shares. That is, the price of…
“Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?”/“Professional courtesy.”
Politicians have a reputation, according to many people, about the same as thieves. "Q: Why don't thieves burgle politicians' home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria"…
“Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“That ‘I’m off tomorrow’ sleep hits different”
"That 'I’m off tomorrow' sleep hit(s) different" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When there's no work the next day, a person can usually sleep later,…
“That ‘I’m off tomorrow’ sleep hit different”
"That 'I’m off tomorrow' sleep hit(s) different" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When there's no work the next day, a person can usually sleep later,…
“Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can’t find it”
"Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can't find it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When a phone is missing, another phone is often used to…
“As you get older, ‘paid off’ sounds a lot better than ‘brand new’”
"As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds so much better than 'brand new'" (or "As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds a lot better than 'brand…
“As you get older, ‘paid off’ sounds so much better than ‘brand new’”
"As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds so much better than 'brand new'" (or "As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds a lot better than 'brand…
“As I get older, ‘paid off’ sounds so much better than ‘brand new’”
"As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds so much better than 'brand new'" (or "As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds a lot better than 'brand…
“As I get older, ‘paid off’ sounds a lot better than ‘brand new’”
"As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds so much better than 'brand new'" (or "As I/you get older, 'paid off' sounds a lot better than 'brand…
“Coffee is my fossil fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my jet fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my rocket fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my brain fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my daily fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“‘Sugar free’ is code for ‘we replaced the sugar with something even worse for you’”
"'Sugar free' is code for 'we replaced the sugar with something even worse for you'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "A reminder that…
“Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?”
"Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was born during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many…
“Why read dystopian fiction when you can just watch the news?”
"Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was born during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many…
“Why read dystopian fiction when you can just read the news instead?”
"Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was born during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many…
“A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It’s a gnocchia”
Nokia (a Finnish telecommunications, information technology company) and gnocchi (Italian dumplings) shouldn't be confused, but there are jokes. "My new mobile phone is shaped like an…