“Paper towel is just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING”
"Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING" was posted on Facebook by Erin for Parental Rights on August 28, 2023. The saying…
“The only sexual knowledge a 3rd Grade boy needs to know is that girls have cooties”
"The only sexual knowledge a 3rd Grade boy needs to know is that girls have cooties" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that sex education in elementary…
“Hard times create capitalists. Capitalists create good times. Good times create socialists. Socialists create hard times”
"Hard times create capitalists. Capitalists create good times. Good times create socialists. Socialists create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is a…
“I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room, so I went downstairs. They have reception there”
Hotel "reception" doesn't mean phone reception, but there is a joke. "Couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room, so went downstairs. They have reception there" was…
“The only thing ‘green’ about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you”
"The only thing 'green' about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you" is a saying that has been printed on an image. U.S. dollars are green. "LADIES AND…
“Delay, deny, defend” (3Ds of insurance company handling of claims)
"Delay, deny, defend" are often called the "3Ds" of insurance company handling of claims. If a claim is delayed for a long time, and then denied, and then defended, the…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Amazon”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Deliveroo”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of DoorDash”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of online shopping”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Shein”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted next to a can of club soda”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix is fruit fart water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“When ever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my problem”
Many people turn to music and sing to relieve stress. However, many of these people cannot sing. "When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my…
“I suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble. But if there is, I’ll eat my words”
The expression "eat my words" is usually not taken literally, but there are Scrabble jokes. "I don't think there will ever be an edible version of Scrabble. Having said that,…
“Took a girl to a French restaurant. She had frogs’ legs and chicken breasts. Great personality though!”
"I was in a bar in Alicante and a women on the next table had chicken breast's and frog's leg's, but she had a good personality" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
“I’m ‘waved a BIC lighter at a rock concert’ years old”
The BIC disposable lighter was introduced in 1973. At rock concerts in the 1970s, people used to light them up, like a crowd with many candles. In the 2000s, people now have phone lights.…