“Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great unless you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Do restaurants still make people wash the dishes if they can’t pay? I was thinking of treating myself tomorrow”
"LOL do restaurants still make you wash dishes if you dont have the money to pay?!" was posted on X/Twitter by Agape Love ❤️🔥 on January 16, 2010. It's entirely fictional…
“Do they still make people wash dishes at restaurants when they fail to pay? I wanna spoil myself”
"LOL do restaurants still make you wash dishes if you dont have the money to pay?!" was posted on X/Twitter by Agape Love ❤️🔥 on January 16, 2010. It's entirely fictional…
“I thought ‘clean eating’ was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor”
"Clean eating" means cutting out junk foods. It has nothing to do with housecleaning (cleaning and eating at the same time), but there are jokes. "I thought 'clean eating'…
“New year, new me, new ingredients, better pizza, Papa John’s”
"New year, new me" is a popular January saying. "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John's" is a slogan of Papa John's, an American pizza restaurant chain.…
“You can’t spell ‘menu’ without (me n u) so wats up baby, you hungry?”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“You can’t spell ‘menu’ without me n u so wassup baby, take me out to dinner”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“Lemme take u out to eat cus u can’t spell ‘menu’ without me n u”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“Money spent on experiences, discovering new places, and savoring good food isn’t money wasted, it’s money well lived”
"Money spent on experiences, discovering new places, and savoring good food isn't money wasted, it's money well lived" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘immidateily’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘immediately’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“Whenever I see an iPad at a cash register, I know that I’m about to tip for something I never had to tip for before”
Many people go to a drive-thru at a place like Starbucks and are confronted with an iPad, and the question of what amount they want to tip. This was posted on X/Twitter by Bobby C on April 1, 2022,…
“Adulting is realizing you have to hit at least 3 different stores to get all your groceries”
Most adults have to shop for groceries. They often have to go to several grocery stores to get the items they need. "I feel like the fact that I had to use four different grocery stores today…
“My dental plan is, ‘I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on’”
Many people cannot afford to go to the dentist. To avoid dental pain, they chew on the other side of their mouth (the side that doesn't hurt). "Thinking of going back to my old dental…
“My dental plan is basically me chewing on the side of my mouth that doesn’t hurt”
Many people cannot afford to go to the dentist. To avoid dental pain, they chew on the other side of their mouth (the side that doesn't hurt). "Thinking of going back to my old dental…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijeatly’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijiately’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…